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!! OMG, there is a GOD: A Britney Spears Lifetime movie is on its way !!

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…and Aussie actress Natasha Bassett will play Britney! According to reports online:

The Lifetime movie movie will run two hours long, and will show Britney as a young girl from Louisiana, her relationship with Justin Timberlake and her downfall that saw her lose custody of her children and the struggle with drugs that eventually placed Britney under a conservatorship.

Wait, so it’ll show Federline getting Britney into the hard stuff!? Oh, Lifetime! You really know how to keep it classy! But WHO will capture Justin Timberlake‘s truly iconic Mr. Noodles tightly gelled crusty curls!? Who will play Felicia AKA FEE? Production begins Sept. 19 in Vancouver for a 2017 premiere – We’re already stocking up on Cheetos and Frapps in anticipation y’all!

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!! OMG, WATCH: Brit Brit’s upset her dog ate all the cheese y’all! !!

When your damn dog eats all the cheese 😭

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Nothing brings a smile to Brit Brit‘s eye more than the taste of a sharp cheddar Cheeto, which is why it makes sense that a cheese crisis around her house could be devastating! Check out Britney lending her Crossroads acting chops to the Instagram video above! Good to see her sense of humour back!

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!! OMG, gosip: Britney covers V Magazine, resembles a decade-old mirage of former self !!

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BUT we love it, nonetheless! “SLAY, GODNEY!” as the young twinks might say [dlisted]

RPatz goes back to his vampire roots in new cover for Numero Homme [socialite life]

Susan Sarandon‘s daughter Eva Amurri fired her nanny for sexting her hubby [celebitchy]

4 of late night’s greatest comedic hosts rip Donald Trump a new asshole [towleroad]

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau posthumously pardons imprisoned man for being gay [joemygod]

Licky licky: Adore Delano gets supes horned for new music video [boy culture]

Virginia woman says she was fired from KFC for being trans [queerty]

Hottest math teacher EVARRR Pietro Boselli strips down for Attitude Magazine [ohlala]

Father of Oakland County child killer victim starts social-media campaign to kickstart investigation [kenneth]

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!! OMG, Brit Brit’s got her SLAVE 4 U body back, shows it off in new teasers on Instagram! !!

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There seems to be a legit spark reignited within Britney Spears as of late. No, not the kind the publicist tells you is happening while she lazily marionettes around stage, but a REAL fire that had really gone missing from the performer for quite a while. Check out a recent teaser promo for what looks like a new version of her Vegas show above! Hot mama!

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