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!! OMG, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?: Lifetime’s “Lizzie Borden Took An Ax” Movie starring Christina Ricci !!

…and while we’re on the topic marriage and axe murderers: Marriage must be doing squishy love things to Christina Ricci‘s brain, because for an accomplished actress like herself to be diving into a Lifetime movie does just not make sense! From Monster to THIS! I guess it still is a recession. We all gotta get paid!
Anyhow, here is Lifetime‘s official description for it’s new unintentional-comedy:

“On a scorching, hot summer day in 1892 in Fall River, Massachusetts, Lizzie Borden (Ricci) returns home to the house she shares with her father Andrew, stepmother Abby and sister Emma (DuVall). But, unlike any normal day, Lizzie encounters the bloody scene of her parents violently murdered. Police quickly question multiple suspects in town, but evidence keeps pointing back to the Borden’s youngest daughter Lizzie, the seemingly wholesome Sunday school teacher, as the prime suspect. Lizzie’s lawyer, Andrew Jennings (Campbell), proclaims her innocence arguing that it is inconceivable a woman could commit the heinous crime of brutally murdering her family with an ax. Or is it? Lizzie is put on trial for the murders, both in the courtroom and in the press, sparking a widespread debate about her culpability. As the case rages on, the courtroom proceedings fuel an enormous amount of sensationalized stories and headlines in newspapers throughout the country, forever leaving Lizzie Borden’s name in infamy.”

Will you be watching Lizze Borden Took An Ax when it premieres on January 25th?

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!! OMG, gossip: Christina Ricci ties the knot !!

Congrats to Wednesday Adams who got married this week [evil beet]
“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.”Kim Kardashian gets her priorities in order [dlisted]
Gaga lookin gawjus in a moustache and Don’t Shoot The Messenger, as she debuts her song GYPSY at Berghain in Germany [boy culture]
Thor‘s borther Loki is bisexual [towleroad]
“Anger is an emotion.” Naomi Campbell‘s understatement of the year [celebitchy]
Say this ten times fast: Naomi Campbell in Ghana as Michelle Obama [ohlala]
Like a moth to a flame: Chris Brown is back in the slammer for another assault [popbytes]
Steve Grand applauded for telling the church he was gay (but also for showing-off his hoohaw! DUH) [queerty]
OH NO! RIP the voice of The SimpsonsEdna Krabappel [joemygod]
Johnny Depp has a blonde moment [socialite life]
A LEGOland Portlandia could appreciate [kenneth]
Kids’ drawings turned into complex paintings [double viking]
[image via tumblr]

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