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!! OMG, tits out for your sanity! Man wins $2.5 million in damages after growing 46DD breasts as a drug side effect !!

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An Alabama man who grew enormous chi-chis after taking an antipsychotic drug as a boy was awarded $2.5 million in damages in a Philadelphia court yesterday against the Johnson & Johnson subsidiary that makes the drug!

A Common Pleas jury concluded that Austin Pledger, now 20, “was not adequately warned” that he would grow size 46DD breasts as a side effect of using Risperdal, produced by Janssen Pharmaceuticals, according to his lawyer, Thomas Kline.
“This trial is important publicly,” Kline told the Daily News yesterday, “because it provided for the first time a public window into the real risks of this drug.”
At the time, Risperdal was not approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for use in children – Pledger, who has autism, was 8 years old when the prescription was written – and its label reported that the risk of gynecomastia, a condition that causes men to grow female breasts, was low, according to Kline.
However, in 2006, the FDA approved Risperdal’s use as a schizophrenic aid for children and issued new label information that said the drug contained high levels of prolactin, a hormone that promotes breast growth, Kline said.

Wow. Do you know how many girls in LA would kill for a set of brand new 46DD tits and a cold 2.5 million dollars!?

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!! OMG, The Simpsons are headed to Burning Man, Marge gets high in ‘Blazed & Confused’ episode this Sunday !!

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The Simpsons are headed to Black Rock City this week to do some self-discovery and become one with the Earth and with their fellow man!

The episode, aptly titled ‘Blazed And Confused’, guest stars Hollywood actor Willem Dafoe as a Scarface-like teacher who preys on Bart, and features real-life Burning Man art cars Dusty Rhino and El Pulpo Mecanico.
Simpsonswiki.com describes the episodes plot as so: “Bart faces a tough test at school when he gets a new teacher, Mr. Lassen (guest voice Willem Dafoe), who vows to crush his spirit.”
The episode airs in the US this Sunday November 16 on FOX. Judging from the below images, it looks like Marge gets off her head!

Check out some more stills from the episode below!
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!! OMG, Woman gets busted with Meth, tells cops that drug is part of her Wiccan religious right !!

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Lori Potarf really tried out some Halloween f*ckery with cops this week when she got pulled over for having a busted taillight on her car along with her companion Richard Lee Henderson when they were stopped on U.S. Highway 81 Thursday night. The police found meth on Lori and her friend, and Lori had the gall to claim that the tina was basically the new ‘eye of newt’ by saying it was part of her religious right as a Wiccan!
Both suspects had separate Crown Royal bags(!!!) that contained drug paraphernalia on which there was methamphetamine residue, police said. Cops weren’t having it so they charged her with possessing drugs and drug paraphernalia anyway.
I’d be scared for those cops. Hell hath no fury like a scorned witch on tina. ALSO honourable mention needs to go out to Lori’s sunglass game which is casting a magical spell over me this morning:
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!! OMG, HEIL TINA! Hitler was a bull semen chugging methhead according to reports from American Military Intelligence !!

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If those gas station rack Oakley‘s sunglasses had existed in the 40’s, then Hitler would have worn them with a white wife beater and a backwards baseball cap with some Kikwear rave pants — because she was into the TINA!
A 47-page wartime dossier compiled by American Military Intelligence reveals that Hitler took 74 different types of medication to help sooth his hypochondriac vibes and that he was taking crystal meth prior to meeting with Mussolini in the summer of 1943, when he ranted like some tweaked out queen non-stop for two hours. GURRRL!
He also had nine injections of a drug called Vitamultin, which contained meth-amphetamine, during his final days in his bunker:

Hitler fell under the spell of Dr Morell, who ran a clinic in Berlin, in 1936. He gave him medication called Mutaflor to cure stomach cramps, and Hitler became a devotee. Morell then prescribed the barbiturate Brom-Nervacit, the morphine-based drug Eukodal, bulls’ semen, to give him a testosterone boost, and Pervitin, a pill containing crystal meth.

Oh please! That bull semen excuse is SO transparent! Heard that one before! It does NOT make you more masc, Hitler! Infact it just makes you more of a queen for drinking it to begin with. Not foolin’ anyone, honnay!
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