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!! OMG, quote of the day: J.Lo on being underestimated as a female, and proving people wrong !!

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“People may now think I’m ‘nice,’ but they still act surprised when I’m smart. It’s a man’s world, and, truly, people in a business setting do not value a woman as much as a man. I feel like I’m constantly having to prove myself. If a man does one thing well, people immediately say he’s a genius. Women have to do something remarkable over and over and over. And, even then, they get questions about their love life.” She shrugged. “People underestimate me. They always have, and maybe that’s for the best. It’s fun to prove them wrong.”

Jennifer Lopez to this W Magazine this month.

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!! OMG, bow down to Vulvatron, bitches! It’s GWAR’s new female vocalist !!

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The ‘splash zone’ at the GWAR concert is about to get a whole new meaning — if you CATCH MY DRIFT!
GWAR have crowned a new front woman (a co-front person technically, joining vocalist Blothar) tastefully named — VULVATRON! ! !

It’s no secret that metal’s demographics still skew heavily towards straight white cis men, but this decade has marked a definite shift; audiences are diversifying. But there is still a lot of work to be done. Representation matters, and now, all of a sudden, there’s a big, brash, bold new female personality on stage with a legendary band. Moreover, she’s just as gross and goofy as her male bandmates, whether she’s slaying dinosaurs or disemboweling Nazi skinheads onstage or drenching her minions with the aforementioned boob-blood (a move which, as a bit of trivia, references Slymenstra’s past crotch-spewing exploits).
Vulvatron’s costume is skimpy, but so are those of her bandmates; it’s not a Gwar show unless everyone’s arse is out. She occupies a powerful role. She’s nobody’s girlfriend, or groupie or background dancer; Vulvatron is in charge. She gets to be a monster instead of a princess, and that is immensely important for younger girls who are just starting to explore heavy metal.

There really is no better way into my heart than disembowelling Nazi skinheads for entertainment purposes. Or boob blood. Vulvatron had me at “Hello.” Welcome aboard the role model club!
[via wonderingsound]

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!! OMG, they’re leaking! Pretty much EVERY relevant famous chick got their nude pics leaked yesterday in MASSIVE hack !!

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Lindsay Lohan must be STEWING this morning, because all those nude selfies she spent hours putting together in her iPhone were NOT part of an extensive list of female celebrities who’s personal photos were leaked to the internet via 4Chan yesterday.
Everyone from Jennifer Lawrence to Selena Gomez to Kate Upton got their phones hacked and their nudies posted to the internet. Straight men must be losing their shit right now! Lots of guys called in sick to work today. Just sayin’!
You can find the full list of names that was posted to 4Chan after the jump and find a tumblr post documenting the majority of the leak HERE if that’s the kind of thing that floats yer boat.

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!! OMG, if I were a boy: Ever Wonder What A Terry Richardson-shot Ad Might Look Like If You Swapped The Female Models Out With Dudes? !!

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No? Well, us neither but someone did so they opened up their Photoshop and went there. Writers Holly Eagleson and Lauren Wade remade a selection of controversial ads as part an essay on sexism for Take Part. The pair switched the gender of the models in several high-profile fashion campaigns, and suddelyl the male portrayals of the models in these positions landed somewhere in between creepy and ridiculously stupid!

Nudity-ridden campaigns shot by notorious fashion photographer Terry Richardson took center stage, for brands including American Apparel and Tom Ford, as well as a Marc Jacobs ad shot by Jeurgen Teller featuring Victoria Beckham.
‘I think as a whole we’ve just gotten used to seeing women depicted this way, and the only way we can change it is if we stop staying silent and demand change,’ Ms Wade told The Huffington Post.
The work of Terry Richardson however, is far from funny according to the writer duo. They point particularly to his frequent collaborations with clothing giant American Apparel, which have resulted in several campaigns of questionable taste.

Check out the rest of the switch-outs after the jump!

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!! OMG, like you’ve never seen her beTHOR: Marvel decides to switch Thor character’s gender To female !!

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Times are a-changing over in Comic Book land! Yesterday we reported that Archie Andrews will meet his fate saving his gay friend, Kevin Keller, from a shooting — and now news has arrived that THOR, the Norse god of thunder and Marvel comics superhero, is now a chick!
Where else would this world news be delivered to us, but from yesterday’s episode of THE VIEW!? Whoopi even joked that female-Thor’s alter-ego was in fact, Whoopi, herself. YUH… WE WISH!

“This is not She-Thor,” says writer Jason Aaron in Marvel’s press release, published by the Mary Sue. “This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”

Marvel executive editor defended the decision to skeptical fans via Twitter:
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Marvel has committed to at least 2 more Thor movies through 2018, but once that shit is over, you can kiss Chris Hemsworth‘s gunns goodbye! But who will be strong enough to lift that f*cking hammer? I mean, who LIFTS? If I had my way, WWF‘s Chyna would return to the spotlight in the starring role.

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