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!! OMG, floral stimulation: The perfect restaurant for any flower enthusiast !!

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Mas Provencal is a restaurant located just outside of Eze Village in southeastern France, though it’s often mistaken for just a big greenhouse.
The restaurant is overgrown with many types of roses, orchids, ivy, glads and other species of flora, and you can even eat the cherry tomatoes and grapes off the vines as they hang around you. Carnivorous and exotic plants cover the passageways and a waterfall covered in fern is part of the decor as well. Their website describes the atmosphere as an:

“experience the unique atmosphere of French elegance and unobtrusive luxury.”

UM, how did they know?! I f*cking LOVE unobtrusive luxury. You should also recommend this place to all your plant-loving vegan and gluten-free friends as their menu includes:

Sweet pig on a spit and succulent veal on coals. For dessert you could enjoy homemade chocolate mousse and apple pie.

Just kidding. It would be like Fear Factor for them. They may have to pick at those cherry tomatoes and grapes. Check out the rest of the photos after the jump!

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!! OMG, ya wanna party in France? China built a fake Paris y’all! !!

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Are you on a budget like me? Always wanted the glamour of Paris, but could never afford to go? I hear your cries, and we found the solution: A poor man’s Paris! Let’s do this.
Tianducheng is just a day trip from Shanghai in China’s Zhejiang Province, and you will be showered in the chicness that is Paris (fine print: As seen through a romantic lens of Chinese developer, the Zhejiang Guangsha Company).
Now, this Paris almost has everything. The company planned to build a country club, school, and hospital but I guess they blew their finances on the fake 354-foot replica of the Eiffel tower and a fountain inspired by the famous fountain in the gardens of the Palace of Versailles, so that just never happened. (DUH — priorities! Just don’t get hurt or sick while you’re there.)
Oh, and don’t fret about being bothered by any of the stuck up bitches you may encounter in real Paris, because Tiaducheng is a ghost town! Check out a series of photos documenting the city, along with a video tour after the jump.

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!! OMG, Nu-Industrial Gangster: Gesaffelstein’s “Hate or Glory” Video !!


If you’ve ever seen Gesaffelstein live, it’s kind of like watching Dracula’s hot son smoke a cigarette while DJing in a Dior suit.
The French producer’s stuff is dark, hard, industrial french techno, but he’s been making a bit of a crossover lately with his glossy videos and placements. Check out his video for “Hate Or Glory” above! You can pre-order Gesaffelstein‘s new album HERE. ALEPH is out October 28th.

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!! OMG, churchbells and lo-fi goodness: Joakim’s “Another Light” !!


French producer Joakim has just premiered his new self-shot, lo-fi video for “Another Light” off the recent single Heartbeats (Out now on TigerSushi via Itunes, or available on vinyl via Tigersushi’s website).
Find his chilled-out, churchbell vibes above — and find his video for the warmly vocoded, “Heartbeats” off the same single, after the jump.

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