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!! OMG, Hell hath frozen over: Bill O’Reilly says we need tighter gun laws !!

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Wait, what? That “nuh,nuh,nuh,nuh,nuh,no” finger you see wagging sass above belongs to none other than “traditionalist” Bill O’Reilly! YES! Yesterday he made pigs fly by saying:

“There is too much gun crime in the USA, and high-powered weaponry is too easy to get. That’s the fact. So let’s deal with it. We all have the right to bear arms, but we don’t have the right to buy and maintain mortars. Even if you feel threatened by gangsters or a New World Order. No bazookas, no Sherman tanks, no hand grenades.”

“That’s because the Second Amendment clearly states the government has a right to regulate militias, made up of individuals. They have that right in the name of public safety. Therefore, Congress should debate what kind of weapons should be available for public sale. And the states, the individual states, should decide what kind of carry laws are good for their own people.”

Is it opposites day, cuz we’re trippin! — AND HE’S RIGHT! #GunReformNow

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!! OMG, WATCH: Backwoods mama uses a rifle to ban social media from ruining her chil’runz !!

…and on the other end of that motherly spectrum is this delicate and refined flower — who ain’t having any of the ‘effects’ that social media is having on her keedz! Time to take matter into her own hyannss. She’s serving major GOD WARRIOR vibes! She needs her own show asap. Check it out above! So many mom posts, and it’s not even Mother’s Day yet!

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!! OMG, YOLO! Cash cannon helps make it rain at the strip club !!

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This wins for both the most-tasteful gift purchase idea of 2014, and also the most reasonably priced gift of 2014. I mean, $159.99 is NOTHING compared to the amount you’ll spend during the hours of fun you’ll have shooting dollar bills at strippers’ hoo-hoos with the amazing CASH CANNON!

Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life!

Check out a proper play-by-play on this incredible product below!

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