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!! OMG, The Simpsons are headed to Burning Man, Marge gets high in ‘Blazed & Confused’ episode this Sunday !!

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The Simpsons are headed to Black Rock City this week to do some self-discovery and become one with the Earth and with their fellow man!

The episode, aptly titled ‘Blazed And Confused’, guest stars Hollywood actor Willem Dafoe as a Scarface-like teacher who preys on Bart, and features real-life Burning Man art cars Dusty Rhino and El Pulpo Mecanico.
Simpsonswiki.com describes the episodes plot as so: “Bart faces a tough test at school when he gets a new teacher, Mr. Lassen (guest voice Willem Dafoe), who vows to crush his spirit.”
The episode airs in the US this Sunday November 16 on FOX. Judging from the below images, it looks like Marge gets off her head!

Check out some more stills from the episode below!
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[via pulseradio]

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!! OMG, your weekend starts here: The newest illegal drug on the block is BED BUGS y’all! !!


If you happen to live in New York City today — you’re in for a ride!
Yes, grab that glass pipe, walk outside in your fair city streets, plop yourself onto one of those big comfy mattresses on the sidewalk, and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN, because the newest street drug readily available for free to you is BED BUGS! Don’t all get up at once now! I know you’ve all been looking for an excuse to bring them into your lives, so here’s your reason. And soon enough, you’ll be hooked!
Just look at Shane Watson (above) who says smoking bed bugs made him feel like he was “walking through wet concrete” (sounds like something a total bed bug junkie with no brain cells left who’s jonesing for bed bugs might say), and says that “it’s a reality. And it IS a problem.”.
Apparently people come down hard off smoking these little critters, so if you plan on picking up that couch on the corner later and making a big weekend of it, make sure to rent some of this for some Sunday morning-after watching, and hopefully you’ll still be able to count down to 1:

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!! OMG, puff, puff, pass: Scientists say Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on Puffer Fish nerve toxins and pass them around !!

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The creators of Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, a series produced for BBC One, placed spy cameras hidden in fake turtles, fish and squid to film 900 hours of footage showing dolphins in their natural habitats. What they caught on film, you may never expect!

“Young dolphins were seen carefully manipulating a certain kind of puffer fish which, if provoked, releases a nerve toxin. Though large doses of the toxin can be deadly, in small amounts it is known to produce a narcotic effect, and the dolphins appeared to have worked out how to make the fish release just the right amount.
After chewing the puffer gently and passing it round, they began acting most peculiarly, hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection.

This sounds like total Coral-reefer MADNESS type shit! Ursula The Sea Witch is totally behind this — Next we’re gonna hear she’s turned Ariel into some sort of junkie like Christiane F!
[via independent.co.uk]

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!! OMG, I’ll have what they’re having: Grace Jones and Philip Treacy’s magical adventure !!

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Here’s pop icon and mother of all glamour, Miss Grace Jones exploding out of a limo towards the Chateau Marmont and working an “I’m sorry honnay, but your princess is in another castle” look courtesy of haute couture vaginal hatmaker Philip Treacy.
Philip takes to promoting the new McQueen coffee table book, while Grace chats about her own upcoming memoir which is in the works (Can’t WAIT!) She’s also asked what she thinks about Lady Gaga, what her plans were for the holidays, and playfully entertains the paparazzi! Check out some of the chaos that ensued below:

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