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!! OMG, grab the marshmallows! Houston pastor Rick Scarborough has promised to set himself on fire should the Supreme Court rule in favour of gay marriage !!

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Houston pastor Rick Scarborough has promised to set himself on fire should the Supreme Court rule in favour of gay marriage!

Speaking at a “National Emergency Coalition” conference call with fellow Christian fundamentalist E.W. Jackson — how did we miss that? — Scarborough intoned: “We are not going to bow. We are not going to bend, and if necessary, we will burn.”

Talking like a strung-out agoraphobe who just finished a Walking Dead marathon, the 65-year-old blathered: “The preachers need to get out front, the leaders need to get out front, out front of these ordinary citizens and say, ‘Shoot me first.’”

Wow! BONUS round! She’s so creative! Not only will we be able to marry, but the world will be rid of one less (crispy) zealot! What a hot idea.

[via queerty]

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