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!! OMG, quote of the day: Joe Rogan weighs in on Kim Davis !!


“Sometimes I wonder how an alien race would feel about people if they came down here and the first shit they saw was this crazy lady telling a cheering crowd of supporters that God says she doesn’t have to marry gay people.

They travel billions of miles through the cosmos and their first contact ever with human beings is this odd, odd scene of this somewhat rotund, bespectacled woman standing on a raised platform, screaming into a voice amplifier that the invisible man who created everything doesn’t allow two men to sign a love contract. She says it, and the huge group of people that agree with her let out what seems to be a war cry and smash their hands together in approval.

She informs the crowd, and all the people watching the digitally broadcast feed around the world that their invisible friend has rules.
He created everything from storm clouds to billy goats to subatomic particles – he’s all knowing, and all powerful, but he gets really hung up on two dudes sucking on each other’s genitals. He hates it. For some reason he REALLY hates it when those two dudes get married. For that, he reserves a special place in the fiery oven at the center of the planet where he will torture them until the end of time itself.

There would probably be that one alien that was encouraging the others to gather more data – that they should consider the entire spectrum of human thinking before they dismiss the species as dangerously insane. Then there would be the alien that thinks like me, who says, “Dude, they have nuclear bombs. Seriously, fuck this place. Let’s get out of here before one of these crazy assholes blows us all up because their imaginary friend told them we have the wrong underwear on or something.”


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!! OMG, WERRK HENNY! Ashley Callingbull’s Mrs. Universe win brings indigenous issues to the forefront !!

Ashley Callingbull, 25, made history as the first First Nations woman and the first Canadian to win the Mrs. Universe competition when she was crowned in Belarus this weekend and wants to use her crown to tackle issues facing indigenous people in Canada! Girlfriend went right in for the jugular and denounced prime minister Stephen Harper, urging Canadians to vote! WERRRK! She’s not just a pretty face!
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Both Harper and NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair were asked Monday about Canada’s 1,200 missing and murdered indigenous women.

Mulcair, speaking in Saskatoon, reiterated that he would call a national inquiry into the crisis within 100 days of forming government. He blamed an underlying “attitude of racism” for the fact that an inquiry hasn’t been called already.

“I say this to every mother, to every daughter, to every sister that it’s time you had a prime minister who cares,” he said.

Screen Shot 2015-09-01 at 1.00.31 PMNow this is how you do winning Miss Universe! Ashley is not wasting anytime!

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!! OMG, gossip: Sean Penn and Adèle Exarchopoulos in ‘Orange Is The Tannest Colour’ !!

Sean Penn channels Léa Seydoux with Adèle Exarchopoulos in Paris [celebitchy]
Cute! A woman is suing celebs so she can pitch her mini-series [popbytes]
Don Draper and Pete Campbell go in for a spooning [dlisted]
The boys of Instagram put their dicks in a sock (for a good cause) [queerty]
“Money will be shifted away from the Inter-Religious Council of Uganda, a group that has publicly come out in support of the anti-gay law and has received millions of dollars in grants from the United States to help fight the HIV/AIDS epidemic.” The US Government [towleroad]
Some gays set a great example with awesome banners at first Westboro Baptist protest since Fred Phelps passing [joemygod]
It’s Reese Witherspoon‘s birthday week, y’all! [socialite life]
Actor Aaron Tviet hits South Beach [ohlala]
Who’s showing their hoo-hoo on the cover of a free gay rag this week? [kenneth]
The power of the bebz, the bebz with the power: 10 characters from Labyrinth we didnt get enough of [celeb cafe]
Classic movies ruined by wardrobe changes [unrealitymag]
Let ‘er rip! [boy culture]

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!! OMG, fight for your rights: Madonna shares the stage with Pussy Riot for Amnesty International Human Rights Concert !!

Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, right, and Maria Alyokhina, center, of Pussy Riot appeared Wednesday at Amesty International‘s concert for human rights at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
The pair were introduced by key supporter, Madonna, who said she wanted to thank the two women “for making pussy a ‘sayable’ word in my household. Now, my 8-year-olds say it all the time.” Classy! Madonna also talked about the death threats she received during her Russian tour, while Pussy Riot were on trial.

“Eighty-seven of my fans were arrested for gay behavior — whatever that is,” she said.

Nadezhda and Maria chose to speak in Russian with aggression and passion. A translator related the women’s speech.

“Freedom is not a given,” she translated. “It is something we have to fight for every day. It is our duty to speak for those who are still behind bars.”

Others involved in the night included Blondie‘s Deborah Harry who performed, Yoko Ono, who spoke, and Susan Sarandon, who was the evening’s co-host.
[via nydn]

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