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!! OMG, education is the shit! Japan creates interactive experience for chilrinz looking to learn about… POOP !!

Japan: Schooled about Stool – Osaka wows faecal-focused learners

Japan: Schooled about Stool – Osaka wows faecal-focused learnersWhile going to the toilet is often flushed aside as a crass topic for children's education, Osaka has warmly embraced the topic of toilet-tutelage, dazzling faeces-focused learners at the ‘Toilet? The exhibition is a faecal roll-coaster ride of stool-related information and attractions, giving guests the opportunity to slide down an over-sized toilet over three metres high, wear faecal-fashioned hats, and learn from singing, interactive toilets. People visiting the museum also get the chance to examine various types of excrement, both human and animal, in all their glorious shapes, sizes and smells.

Posted by CCTVNews on Thursday, August 20, 2015

Everyone poops! Except me. And Kiera Knightley. But children should learn this early-on, so they aren’t shocked late in life! Which is why Japan got all Japan-y and build an interactive experience for kids to learn about bowel movements — including becoming one themselves!

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!! OMG, are you missing an eye? Oregon kids find an eyeball in Red Robin parking lot !!


Police are investigating after some kids found an eyeball near the Gresham Station shopping center Thursday night which was found inside a transparent medicine bottle in a parking lot near Red Robin next to a pair of shattered eyeglasses, shower gel and a lighter.

Britt Hancock works at Red Robin and said a group of kids on a scavenger hunt for a birthday party found it. They alerted restaurant workers who called police.

“It just broke my heart,” Hancock said. “Because either way, if it was an animal or a person, it’s just hard to think of how to feel. It was just so bizarre.”

Police said they have not received reports of a missing eyeball, but the eyeball has been sent in for test!

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!! OMG, Mom complains after dollar store fairy wand is found to contain a secret demonic bonus image !!

Dayton, Ohio, mother Nicole Allen lost her shit this week when she discovered that a magical fairy wand she had bought for her daughter — one that looked like an innocent toy — was actually birthed from the bowels of Hell.

After giving the toy to her sweet two-year-old daughter, the young girl promptly peeled off its foil cover, revealing a vivid image of a big-eyed, bloody-toothed demon lady slitting her wrist.

Though, there WAS one detail Nicole missed — and that is that the package was called “The Evil Stick” — but also contained the message “I can send out wonderful music!” which was written on a snowflake…
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The dollar store owner (who has a lot of GALL) says he’ll remove the wand if he gets MORE complaints, and that kids see this stuff on TV everyday. Love him. Money is his priority, and shamelessly down to the DOLLAR. He’s sort of right in the sense that the stores are already stocked with Satanic undertones with toys like Dora… or Bratz…
[via gawker]

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!! OMG, we need to have the talk: Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon told their kids about ‘Cruel Intentions’ !!

Actor Ryan Phillippe sat down with Ricky Camilleri from Huffington Post Live to chat about his work and about his relationship with his ex Reese Witherspoon and their two kids Ava, 15, and Deacon, 10.
The actor admits, “[we’ve] gotten to a really great place.” and that they recently told their kids about everybody’s favourite over-acted melodrama of the 90’s CRUEL INTENTIONS! YASSSSS! Welcome to being a teenager, Ava!

When Reese was in New York City promoting Gone Girl and Wild, he met up with her and the kids for a great day in Central Park. “We got to meet up as a family and took a walk through Central Park with the kids, and it was funny-we were reminiscing then because we shot a lot of Cruel Intentions [there], so there we were with Ava and Deacon talking, and they were tripping out on the fact that we were there shooting a movie before they were even a thought in our minds,” Ryan explained on HuffPost Live.

You know it’s great that Reese and Ryan broke it down for Eva and Deacon, but the bitch who’s really gotta worry about breaking the news to her kids is our gurl SMG! It’s one thing for Reese and Ryan to get all cry-facey and run around Central Park while The Counting Crows play, but poor Sarah Michelle is gonna have to explain THIS to her kids:
Oh and Freddy Prinze Jr. is gonna have to explain Summer Catch! That’s a talk no parent wants to have.
[via mstarz]

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!! OMG, Wuhan, China stays classy, opens casino for kids to gamble in !!

Luck be a LADY tonight? No — not in Wuhan, China where the world’s first casino for KIDS has opened at an amusement park where a sexy woman in a low-cut tube top and pink bunny ears will deal chips to your children for them to gamble away while you saunter off someplace for a beer!
Check out some more pics of the happiest place on Earth after the jump!

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