Want to look EVEN MORE like a stuck-up bitch than you already do!? (That’s not a trick question, believe it or not it’s still possible!) Well — the Japanese have innovated science n’stuff to bring you new nose turner-upper technology! Beauty Lift High Nose will help you get your nose perkier and more piggy than Posh!
The Beauty Lift High Nose features:
Recommended use time: 3 minutes per day
Size: 7 x 5 x 7cm (2.8 x 2 x 2.8″)
Materials: ABS, silicone, steel
Power: lithium CR203 battery (included)
Weight: about 25g
Made in Japan
Instruction manual: Japanese (but self-explanatory)
What are you waiting for!? Buy that shit here!