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!! OMG He’s So Fertile: Macaulay Culkin! !!

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Well well well! It’s looking more and more like 90’s moppet Macaulay Culkin may be the babydaddy of little Blanket Jackson. My now-ex-boyfriend ( 🙁 ) came up with this theory months ago and I have to admit he is a total genius, because The Sun is now reporting:

Sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family. The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.
“So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”
Culkin – godfather to Jacko’s other two children – has told pals he will not comment in public out of loyalty to his late pal.

Okay, sort of gross at first, but when you put it in perspective it’s kind of a relief that Michael was using the Home Alone star’s sperm for something as innocent and old-fashioned as making babies. Well right?

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