Mariah Carey

Bad news for Mariah Carey

Why does everybody gotta rain on Mariah Carey‘s parade? Her tickets aren’t even that expensive, yet no one is buying them. She’s already had to…



Mariah must be fed like a baby

Mariah Carey doesn’t like to feel the oppressive weight of all the venti-sized Frappuccinos she chugs down from day to day, because it might remind…