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!! OMG, the Situation just got deadly: ‘Jersey Shore: MASSACRE’ Exists and is coming real soon !!

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Here’s the new poster art for JERSEY SHORE: MASSACRE — a horror produced by JWoww that stars a bunch of juicers and girls with high-pitched Jersey vocal-fry — oh, and Ron Jeremy! What’s not to love!?

A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn into the mysterious New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a mentally-deranged killer.

The original Jersey Shore was one of the scariest horror shows I’ve ever seen in my life, so Jwoww and Ron Jeremy better have some tricks up their thongs to up the scare factor with this. Check out the trailer below!

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