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!! OMG, Pastor Rick Wiles says TARGET are Nazi freaks, will cause a nuclear war over their trans bathroom approach !!


‘Those Nazi freaks at TARGET are gonna get us all killed in a nuclear war’ – sounds legit! [joemygod]

Madonna‘s HARD CANDY fitness closes its Toronto doors and rebrands after customers complain it looks like a dance studio and lacks quality service [queerty]

Diane Kruger goes all “Fred Krueger” about Peter O’Toole acting like a drunk old tool on set [celebitchy]

Billboard honours Prince, The National Enquirer keeps it tasteless [boy culture]

OH, TINA! A Republican fundraiser has been discovered to have a meth lab in her home — LOL! Colour me shocked. [kenneth]

No wonder he loves her! Here’s that time Iggy Azalea saved Nick Young from getting ‘BORN REBLE’ tattooed on his back [dlisted]

University of Utah doesn’t want people to know that they’re awarding an honorary degree to an anti-LGBT hate group member [towleroad]

Model type Alex Pipe shows off his pipes [ohlala]

…and Rob Evans serves male model hotness [socialite life]

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!! OMG, always low prices: Meth Lab discovered in Wal-Mart bathroom !!

It’s about time Wal-Mart expanded their market out into the METH industry! I mean, judging my the way their customers pick their outfits in the morning, there should be quite the market for it!
A meth lab was discovered in an Indiana Walmart last week and surprisingly, finding meth labs in Wal-Marts is really common. There have been SEVERAL discovered within the past five years in different stores across the country!

In 2011 two people were arrested on separate occasions trying to cook meth in the same Tulsa, Oklahoma, Walmart. Fox 23 reported that a man was caught there in October “with a backpack containing what police called an active meth lab.” Two months later, per Fox 23, police intervened to stop a woman who was trying to cook meth in the store because she couldn’t afford to buy the ingredients and take them home. She was in the store for six hours before getting arrested.
In August of 2011, Nashville City Paper reported that two men were sentenced for trying to cook meth in the back of a pickup truck in the parking lot of an Antioch, Tennessee, Walmart. The meth ingredients in the bed of the pickup truck exploded, drawing police attention to the crime scene.

Cute! I think they’ve really found their niche!
[via slate]

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!! OMG, Woman gets busted with Meth, tells cops that drug is part of her Wiccan religious right !!

Lori Potarf really tried out some Halloween f*ckery with cops this week when she got pulled over for having a busted taillight on her car along with her companion Richard Lee Henderson when they were stopped on U.S. Highway 81 Thursday night. The police found meth on Lori and her friend, and Lori had the gall to claim that the tina was basically the new ‘eye of newt’ by saying it was part of her religious right as a Wiccan!
Both suspects had separate Crown Royal bags(!!!) that contained drug paraphernalia on which there was methamphetamine residue, police said. Cops weren’t having it so they charged her with possessing drugs and drug paraphernalia anyway.
I’d be scared for those cops. Hell hath no fury like a scorned witch on tina. ALSO honourable mention needs to go out to Lori’s sunglass game which is casting a magical spell over me this morning:
[via duncan banner]

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!! OMG, HEIL TINA! Hitler was a bull semen chugging methhead according to reports from American Military Intelligence !!

If those gas station rack Oakley‘s sunglasses had existed in the 40’s, then Hitler would have worn them with a white wife beater and a backwards baseball cap with some Kikwear rave pants — because she was into the TINA!
A 47-page wartime dossier compiled by American Military Intelligence reveals that Hitler took 74 different types of medication to help sooth his hypochondriac vibes and that he was taking crystal meth prior to meeting with Mussolini in the summer of 1943, when he ranted like some tweaked out queen non-stop for two hours. GURRRL!
He also had nine injections of a drug called Vitamultin, which contained meth-amphetamine, during his final days in his bunker:

Hitler fell under the spell of Dr Morell, who ran a clinic in Berlin, in 1936. He gave him medication called Mutaflor to cure stomach cramps, and Hitler became a devotee. Morell then prescribed the barbiturate Brom-Nervacit, the morphine-based drug Eukodal, bulls’ semen, to give him a testosterone boost, and Pervitin, a pill containing crystal meth.

Oh please! That bull semen excuse is SO transparent! Heard that one before! It does NOT make you more masc, Hitler! Infact it just makes you more of a queen for drinking it to begin with. Not foolin’ anyone, honnay!
[via thedailymail]

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