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!! OMG, THRILLER NIGHT: The terrifying tale of when Tommy Hilfiger met with Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch !!

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What’s creepier than fiction!? REALITY! Designer Tommy Hilfiger recalls in his recent memoir his face-face meeting with popstar Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch, which was anything but ordinary as one might expect!:

Hilfiger writes in his memoir, due soon from Ballantine Books, that when he, his brother Andy and daughter Ally landed by helicopter, “A choo-choo train, with a conductor and everything, picked us up. We were driving through Neverland, and no one was there. As we passed the Ferris wheel, it started up. Every seat was empty. We saw teacup rides and a racetrack and an amphitheater, all deserted. We pulled up in front of the house, and a butler came out wearing white gloves. ‘Hello,’ he said. ‘Michael will be coming; he is expecting you.’ We were standing in front of this massive gingerbread-style house when a giraffe walked by, followed by a string of baby elephants. Ally and Andy were looking at each other, like ‘This is crazy!’”

Hilfiger said he met with Jackson in his dark mahogany office where the star wore sunglasses and “was sitting in an enormous gold-and-burgundy throne . . . His face was heavily made up and he had a Band-Aid across his nose. He was fidgety. He said, ‘We really have to do this clothing line together. I have millions of fans all over the world who are waiting for it.’ He spoke in the same wispy voice we had all grown accustomed to.”

Hilfiger continued of Jacko’s kids, “Prince and Paris came barreling down the stairs dressed as characters from a Broadway show or ‘The Sound of Music’ — velveteen knickers, dirndl jumper, ruffled blouses, patent leather shoes, each in full makeup, their hair bleached blond with dark roots. Blanket was an infant in nanny’s arms.”

Hilfiger said his partners passed on the deal with the pop icon, saying they had “bigger deals in mind” and at the time were negotiating to buy Calvin Klein. “Michael continued to call and ask us to reconsider, but our decision was firm, and he never did the clothing line,” Hilfiger wrote.

What’s most disturbing about this story is that we’ll never get Michael Jackson Edition Tommy Gear! That’s a part of HISTORY thrown to the flames – a missed opportunity! At any rate, Michael Jackson gave us THRILLER and for that, we must bow down for eternity!

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!! OMG, gossip: Nyle DiMarco serves leather daddy realness in the latest ‘Attitude’ Magazine !!

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YES DADDY [wicked gay blog]

STAR: ‘Jen Garner caught Ben Affleck texting J.Lo‘ [celebitchy]

Jessica Alba gives Colbert a ‘hipster millennial makeover’ [celebuzz]

Renee Zellweger addresses those Kenny Chesney gay rumours [queerty]

Did Michael Jackson‘s daughter Paris secretly marry a pizza delivery guy? [the blemish]

The STRANGER THINGS pug-remake that you’ve been waiting for (yes, pugs)! [dlisted]

‘Gay voice’ Donald Trump meets hunky football players [towleroad]

North Dakota becomes the first state to legalize armed drone use by police [bossip]

The last Pulse shooting victim is released from hospital [boy culture]

That mattress store that pushed their ‘Twin Towers’-themed sale is closing indefinitely [rare]

OMG, someone spotted the world’s oldest Killer Whale. Her name is “Granny” and she is more than 90 years old! [adapt]

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!! OMG, artist Fulaleo creates beautiful portraits of icons’ older and younger selves !!

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Artist Fulaleo created images which show iconic male celebrities in both younger and older versions of themselves, side-by-side. Check out the rest after the jump! Is Mick wearing that Bowie shirt because his younger-self banged Bowie?

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!! OMG, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It’s Igor’s ‘Halloween Favourites’ Video MEGA-POST !!

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Take a ride down Halloween memory lane (depending on how undead you are…) and check out some of Igor‘s favourite Halloween moments from the the past 100 years in a HALLOWEEN VIDEO MEGA-POST after the jump!

THE TRICK OR TREATING SCENE from E.T.

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!! OMG, u betta werk, Marie: Is Marie Osmond’s Hallmark show the gayest show on television? !!

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Whoever is doing the bookings for Marie Osmond‘s Hallmark show ‘Marie’ must understand that the gays from her generation are likely the ones tuning in (or are the ones that even watch the Hallmark channel for that matter, besides maybe your Nana).
Whether Marie is conscious of this or not, — the list of her recent guests is gayer than a John Travolta Christmas album: LaToya Jackson, Margaret Cho, Richard Simmons, Ashanti, “Pam” from True Blood, Shannon Elizabeth, Tabatha Coffey, Andy Dick, Tia and Tamera Mowry, Hugh Jackman, and the list goes on. Her furniture is also some opulent, Pottery Barn-meets-orchid-greenhouse glamour!
Check out Marie kickin’ back and bro-ing down with Toy Toy HERE! Marie calls LaToya “her sister”, and LaToya‘s laugh is giving me Bride of Chucky vibes — that’s a good thing!

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