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!! OMG, place these in your spank bank and keep them there for eternity: Here’s Colton Haynes as a #HORNED Miss Piggy !!


…and we don’t mean devil horns!

At first, I thought my friend’s mom Cathy had let her personal Tindr photos leak online again, until I realized that these photos are actually of the queen of Halloween herself, Miss Colton Haynes!

Colton should really just sign up for the next season of Drag Race, because she would SNATCH that crown like a Pterodactyl and put all the other bitches to shame! Check out the rest of his saucy shoot after the jump. I would say NSFW, but the world is becoming more accepting of twisted shit – so it’s probably cool to show your boss actually.


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!! OMG, the blushing ham: Presenting Miss Piggy’s Vivienne Westwood wedding dress !!

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Make it bacon! It looks as if Missy Piggy has hired designer Vivienne Westwood to design her wedding dress!
No, Kermet hasn’t proposed yet, but like most marriage-obsessed pigs, Miss Piggy is jumping the gun and making all the preparations ahead of time! According to Vogue:

The ivory-coloured couture gown – which features in new film Muppets Most Wanted – is decorated in paillettes made using recycled plastic bottles, and is accessorized with a tulle veil.
“Vivienne Westwood is fabulous-just like moi,” said Miss Piggy. “When I asked her to design this wedding dress for moi’s new movie, Muppets Most Wanted, she was thrilled and I was thrilled. The only one a bit ‘iffy’ about it was the Frog.”

This isn’t Miss Piggy’s first time collaborating with a fashion label. Previously she’s been the face of MAC, Tommy Hilfiger and OPI. Total brand whore!
[via Vogue.co.uk] [thanks Mary]

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