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!! OMG, presenting the hottest business card EVER: Chinese Billionaire’s card is the picture of modesty !!

Chinese billionaire entrepeneur Chen Guangbiao is one of the wealthiest men in China, and he recently attempted to buy The New York Times!
He also happens to be the owner of the hottest business card ever known to mankind! It’s dripping with modesty and subtlety! Let’s go over Chen’s card, shall we?

Most Influential Person of China
Most Prominent Philanthropist of China
China Moral Leader
China Earthquake Rescue Hero
Most Well-known and Beloved Chinese Role Model
China Top Ten Most Honorable Volunteer
Most Charismatic Philanthropist of China
China Low Carbon Emission Environmental Protection Top Advocate
China’s Foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert

How Patrick Bateman of him. Seriously though — I can take the piss out of Chen all I want, but he must be doing something right, considering he’s a BILLIONAIRE! Call me, papi!
[via dangerousminds]

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