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!! OMG, dat chew Nessy? Apple Maps satellite image reveals what looks like the Loch Ness monster !!

Satellite map images have been great for capturing roadkill, highway robberies, rednecks getting down to business, and even lost forest tribes — so it would make sense that it could also capture some myths that have evaded the human eye since the SIXTH century.
A recent photo from Apple Maps outlines what looks like could be the Loch Ness Monster! Glen Campbell who heads the Loch Ness Monster Fan Club spoke to ABC News and said:

“It’s pretty large, so it’s not a seal or an otter. It’s also not a whale or basking shark as some people claim, because they wouldn’t go in fresh water.” Campbell says he saw the Loch Ness monster in March 1996. But when he went to tell people about the incident, he found that there was no one keeping active records of sightings. Now he runs the fan club which collects current sightings, but has also collected a compendium of sightings dating back to 565 A.D.
“We really have got a mystery, which is great.”

[via slate]

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!! OMG, I’ll have some cereal with my sugar: General Mills releases Limited Edition Monster Cereals in retro packaging !!

Now, I don’t know for sure if General Mills is part of that Monsanto mess, so I’ll leave that up to all you Facebook bitches to sort out on a thread or something — I just fill my body with garbage — but what I DO know that this is the perfect gluten-free/vegan/fruitarian treat for all the nostalgic stoners out there.
Just in time for Halloween, General Mills has released a limited edition set of their classic Monster Cereals in their original retro boxes! Five Monster Cereals – which include Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Frute Brute, and Yummy Mummy.
Yummy Mummy sort of sounds like a headline that OK Magazine would think up as a hot headline for their “First Look at Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s New Baby Joy” feature. Which cereal are you looking forward to adding to your bong sesh? Check out the rest of the boxes after the jump!

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