This really puts into context just how ridiculous the topic of sexuality playing into sports politics comes across in the news. Check out the Onion News Network’s parody of the Michael Sam coming out scandal, but applied to the world of a Mortal Kombat style game. Press play below!
…but you already know [celebitchy]
Wanna smell like Jessica Simpson? (ribs and bodyspray) [popbytes]
Bey performs infomercial for Queen Bey at the VMAs [boy culture]
Pastor Kevin Swanson: LGBTQ rights will protect serial killers y’all! [joemygod]
Divine intervention: Was Divine‘s estate unlawfully taken from her family? [kenneth]
Identical twins wed in Russia despite the country’s ban on same sex marriage…and um… and incest I’m assuming? [queerty]
Mortal Kombat catchphrases! [unrealitymag]
I’MMM MELLLLTINGGGGGG!! Sarah Palin‘s Ice Bucket Challenge video is worth the watch [towleroad]
Ireland Baldwin and Angel Haze are still diving for catfish in Ani DiFranco lake together [dlisted]
Model Silvester Ruck Is Dsquared2‘s Wild Stallion [ohlala]
The Top 10 money donations from celebrities to the ALS ice bucket challenge [celeb cafe]
For the record, I’ve never actually seen a gay fist fight in my life. Maybe I’m just from Canada, but normally the gays fight with their words and not their hands, so this is a total farce:
Ultimate Gay Fighter is a new Street Fighter-esque video game that will launch in January 2014, and will allow you to call out that shady club queen that’s been taking your drink tickets once and for ALL!
Now I’m sure some killjoys are gonna take this game to task in terms of stereotypes, but we think it’s hilarious, and if anyone has a sense of humour about themselves — it’s the gay community! We are living for THE NAMES! The character names are so good (we’ve all met a “Timmy Spears” once in our time) and that trailer narrator’s DSLisp is really hot and totally working for me.
Check out the trailer for the new Android and iPhone game below. Which character are you looking forward to playing as?