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!! OMG, Lifetime inks yet another deal with Satan, is set to release a Christmas movie starring Grumpy Cat !!

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Lifetime keeps testing the limits of f*ckery and their viewers by seeing just what kind of level of crap they’ll accept as somehow watchable. The answer (SPOILER ALERT) is we’ll watch any old piece of shit just as long as it has Lifetime‘s gorgeous stamp (skid mark?) on it.
Just when you thought that the network’s spot-on “biopic” of Brittany Murphy‘s life, OR Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor, OR maybe Gina Gershon doing bumps on the dancefloor in a blonde wig as a drugged-out Donatella Versace was their “bottom of the barrell” moment — Lifetime has decided to make yet another deal with Satan and will release an upcoming Grumpy Cat movie starring the internet’s favourite meme titled “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever”. I think they may have forgotten the word ‘Movie’ someplace in that title…
Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Rec has been chosen as the one they will sacrifice to the Ruler Of Darkness to spew out Grumpy Cat‘s zingers in exchange for eternal life — some of which you can catch in the trailer below. The movie will premiere 29 November 2014 on Lifetime.

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!! OMG, ‘Jem and the Holograms’ Movie planned for a Oct. 2015 release !!

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Universal has announced that the “Jem and the Holograms” movie, based on Hasbro’s cult 1980s animated series will hit theatres Oct. 23, 2015!

The musical fantasy reimagines Jem amid the current hyperlinked social media era in a story of a small-town girl going from underground video sensation to global superstar with her three sisters.

The film will star Stefanie Scott, Aurora Perrineau, Hayley Kiyoko, Ryan Guzman, Molly Ringwald and Juliette Lewis! That’s actually some alright casting! Are you looking forward to checking out the Jem movie once it hits theatres?
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!! OMG, YAASSSS! New poster and trailer for thriller ‘The Boy Next Door’ starring J.Lo !!

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J.Lo is stepping away from recording world cup soccer chants for a while to get back into that acting thing.
Her next film ‘The Boy Next Door’ features her caught up in a dangerous liaison with her character’s son’s friend which turns sour, and let me tell you — my bong is already thanking me for this film.

The film stars Jennifer Lopez as a newly separated mother who finds herself attracted to the teenage boy who moves in next door and befriends her son. But when she wants to stop their illicit romance, he’s not ready to let her go.

I might be pregnant, because I’m getting a strange craving for J.Lo getting back to acting. I mean… The Cell really was a work of art! Check out the trailer (SO GOOD!) and new poster below!

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!! OMG, his butt: Ryan Phillippe in ‘Catch Hell’ !!

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We should really let Ryan Phillippe direct his own movies more often! Catch Hell, Ryan’s new film which he both acts in and directed on his own features some of the best Phillippe behind footage since his Cruel Intentions days. Check him out after the NSFW jump!

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