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!! OMG, break the… dial-up modem? Paris Hilton covers PAPER Magazine, gets cheeky !!

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Paris is making a move for another comeback, appearing on this month’s PAPER Magazine. Kimmy K‘s former friend/employer is wearing a number of young designers, including Hood by Air‘s backless jumpsuit and Dora Abodi‘s sculptural jacket, Mugler and even some Rick Owens! Check out the rest of the shoot after the NSFW jump! “That’s hot!”

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[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, Paris Hilton is back to make your ears bleed with ‘High Off My Love’ video !!

If you’re off your ADHD medication and want to hear some EDM from what sounds like it was sung by a writhing, panting baby, then here’s the video for you! Check out Paris Hilton‘s new attempt at music above! It’s no DRUNK TEXT or THE STARS ARE BLIND, and nothing will ever come close to either of those masterpieces!

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!! OMG, gossip: Trans actress Alexis Arquette claims she once slept with Jared Leto !!

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…and that he went on to bang her friend Jackie Beat too [queerty]
Rob Lowe recalls working next door to a dildo factory [towleroad]
Bruce Jenner won’t issue a statement regarding that InTouch Weekly photoshopped-makeup-cover, but will instead address it on… where else!? Keeping Up With The Kartrashian’s [celebitchy]
Justin Bieber will finally get his roast on Comedy Central… bring it on Sarah Silverman and Lisa Lampanelli! [dlisted]
David Beckham is back to his new career as an underwear model for H&M again [ohlala]
33-year old Paris Hilton might be dating this 18 year-old twink, pixie model [socialite life]
Get tied up with FKA twigsPendulum video [popbytes]
Really gotta go? New Pay-to-pay APP suggests you let desperate strangers use the app to pay to pee at your nearby apartment [joemygod]
Celebrities snapped while taking the NYC underground [kenneth]
Being openly gay in the military [boy culture]
4 great 2014 films not nominated for an Oscar [unrealitymag]
The Top 10 presidential sex scandals [celeb cafe]

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!! OMG, learning from the pros: Want to see what really happens behind the booth when Paris Hilton DJs? !!

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Nostradamus once said that in the year 2014, Paris Hilton will get paid more than $350,000 per hour to DJ (or more than $3 Million in 4 nights) in douchepits like Las Vegas and Ibiza. He was RIGHT!
But have you ever wondered what really happens behind the booth while she’s up there slutting it up? Which knob she’s really busy tweaking?
Well, check out the video below which shows you just how good Paris is at multitasking with scratching and collecting kandi bracelets all at the same time! Basically, she’s worth every penny and a trip to the free clinic!

[via pulse]

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!! OMG, gossip: Sailor Moon returns with LGBTQ storyline intact !!

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Sailor Moon returns with LGBTQ storyline intact [towleroad]
Welcome back to the year 2004! Jeremy Jackson accuses Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis of beating his ass [dlisted]
“Nice, brah!” Obama asks man if he’s gay, proceeds to happily bump fists with him [queerty]
EW! Kim Kardashian: ‘I just want to be a MILF!’ [celebitchy]
Blohan is already acting like a Lohan at her new thee-ate-her gig [popbytes]
Sorry LAMBS! Mimi untucked untouched! [boy culture]
Olympian Ian Thorpe comes out [joemygod]
Latoya speaks! [socialite life]
Which cartoons deserve to be live-action? [unrealitymag]
Some Monday male backside c/o VH1‘s Naked & Afraid (NSFW) [ohlala]
Who’s rubbing the Vaseline on their abs for 5 free drink tickets on the cover of your local gay rag THIS week? [kenneth]
The Top 10 hottest rom-com studs [celeb cafe]

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