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!! OMG, gossip: ANTM Season 3’s Yaya DaCosta as Whitney Houston in Lifetime biopic of singer’s life !!

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Blasphemy on this fair Friday c/o Tyra Banks and Angela Bassett! [dlisted]
Laverne Cox earns first Emmy nomination for a transgender person ever for her role on Orange Is The New Black [joemygod]
Thank me later, bitches! Paris Hilton has a new song out [popbytes]
Big Ro‘ heads back to The View and words are had [boy culture]
The Top 10 Twitter reactions to Elisabeth Hasselback‘s comments on Rosie returning to The View [celeb cafe]
Zefron shirtless on a horse! That is all. [socialite life]
Michael Sam covers OUT Magazine [kenneth]
Did Selena Gomez get fake tittays so she could nurse Justin Bieber out of a life of crime? [celebitchy]
Toronto’s crack smoking mayor Rob Ford casts only ‘NO’ vote on proposal to help LGBT Homeless Youth [towleroad]
Anti-gay Christians fear losing their jobs for being homophobic at work [queerty]
What are the biggest Emmy snubs of all-time? [unrealitymag]
Dolce&Gabanna models hit you on helium [ohlala]

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!! OMG, mothers lock your doors: Paris Hilton shoots TWO new music videos !!

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If there’s one thing we’ve been waiting for all year, it’s new music from PARIS HILTON!
I mean, any excuse for her to make a new music video or two, or talk over some beats to moving images — we’re down! Check out some of Paris’ slutty sexy ‘n’ fun new outfits from her upcoming vids!

“Just wrapped on set,” the blonde celebutante tweeted to her 12.8 million followers. “So happy with how it turned out! So sexy & fun! Can’t wait for you all to see it!”

To be honest, we’re kind of rooting for Paris to make a comeback just so she can steal the limelight and piss off Kim Kardashian (her ex-maid).
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!! OMG, gossip: Tom Daley is the new brand ambassador of Adidas Streetwear !!

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Tom Daley is the new brand ambassador of Adidas Streetwear [towleroad]
Richard Simmons serving up some Sean Young drag realness [dlisted]
Justin Bieber wants cred in this rap game, yo. Tries to change his name to ‘Bizzle’ [celebitchy]
The lovely St. Vincent played for Diane von Furstenberg at NYFW [popbytes]
My hunger-strike has finally ended! 90’s popstar Kavana comes out [boy culture]
Russian gaybashers respond to Channel 4 expose and say that Britain treats redheads and gingers the same way [joemygod]
Jennifer Lopez shows some stem as she shoots The World Cup Anthem video [socialite life]
Lena Dunham‘s 3.5 million dollar book deal [kenneth]
Paris Hilton‘s model piece River Viiperi is still a babe despite rubbing on Paris Hilton, and going through a Jem & The Holograms phase [queerty]
5 things you didn’t know about Monty Python [unrealitymag]
I beg your pardon!? Wouter Peelen for H&M [ohlala]
Happy Hump Day! 5 inventive ways to be lazy [double viking]

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!! OMG, presented without comment: Paris Hilton “I’m One Of The Top 5 DJs In The World” !!


…well maybe a few. I’ve always been a big fan of adding a “…SO.” to the end of my sentences, just to drive that extra air of arrogance and assumption/delusion all the way home. It’s SO Penelope from SNL.
If what Paris says is true, expect a giant burning asteroid to enter Earth’s atmosphere on the 31st, because the Mayan’s we’re really just off by a couple of years.

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!! OMG, “everyone in the room is raging”: Paris Hilton’s Top 5 EDM Tracks !!


If you’re looking for the best songs to get bottle service to in a club full of poorly dressed baboons and brokedown Snookis — look no further! DJ Paris Hilton has released her bible of go-to EDM tracks for you to tabledance to (also known as pre-Meegan-ing) and here are a couple of Paris’ guidlines for her favourite tracks:

  1. I think that the words are hilarious. Everything about it is funny.
  2. Everybody is raging when I play it.

Sounds about right. Have you got your ticket to see Paris DJ yet, or are you still saving up?
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