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!! OMG, bunnies and bongs: DEA agent claims legalizing marijuana in Utah will lead to STONER RABBITS! !!

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Will the legalization of Marijuana in Utah lead to STONER RABBITS?!
Yes! IF you ask Matt Fairbanks, a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent, who told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too.

Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment.
“I deal in facts, I deal in science,” said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.”

Matt deals in facts, people! Not some mumbo-jumbo, horse-feathery like those POTHEADS!

“The deforestation has left marijuana growths [and] rabbits that have cultivated a taste for the marijuana.
“One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”

…Annnnd the issue IS? Let those bunnies get stoned. They’re already out being promiscuous and fucking like rabbits! They’re already headed for Hell! I’m waiting for the other pin to drop here… a quote of something like “AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT” at least… then we worry!
[via the telegraph]

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!! OMG, “F*ck It! I quit!” KTVA reporter quits on-air, reveals herself as owner of Alaska Cannabis Club !!

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Are we baked, or did this really just happen?!
KTVA reporter Charlo GREENE of Alaska is our new hero today after she revealed herself ON-AIR to be the owner of The Alaska Cannabis Club while delivering the news about, well… The Alaska Cannabis Club.
Charlo ended her segment on the issue surrounding legalization in Alaska by stating:

“And as for this job, well, not that I have a choice. But, f*ck it, I quit.”

Charlo is focusing her time on fighting the good fight rather than reporting on kittens being rescued from trees and Palin family ATV party brawls.
I suppose that flabbergasted fail of a poker face on the reporter following Charlo‘s admission is probably in relation to the fact that she no longer has a good hook-up at work to score that good kush kush. How DEVASTATING!

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!! OMG, gossip: One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson caught smoking dat chronic on camera !!


Two of the One Direction twinks get caught smoking weed on camera [dlisted]
Amber Heard tests her friends by slipping them false gossip [celebitchy]
Johnny Depp done up in Larry King drag on the set of Black Mass [socialite life]
Tori Spelling‘s cry face is giving me heavily constipated Camel Cigarettes camel [popbytes]
UK singer Sam Smith comes out [boy culture]
RIP Maya Angelou! Her Top 10 most inspiring quotes [celeb cafe]
Moscow’s largest gay nightclub to reopen in new location [towleroad]
Is monogamy realistic in the 21st century? [queerty]
Google demos self-driving car [joemygod]
Get down to BUTTER NAILS in Brooklyn y’all! [kenneth]
ALRIGHTY THEN! The many faces of Jim Carrey [unrealitymag]
The Workaholics cover Bello Mag [ohlala]

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