Ravers rejoice! It seems as if the beloved Hallmark animated television series from 1983, Rainbow Brite, is getting remade! Yes — you will no longer have to field those answering machine messages about paying those VHS overdue fees from your local (and last) video store because you still have yet to return those hardshell cases!
It wasn’t enough that Hollywood had to go and sully Jem And The Holograms with a reboot, now it’s gotten its grubby paws on Rainbow Brite–at least, if Emily Osment‘s Twitter and Instagram are to be believed. The Hannah Montana star (and younger sister of Haley Joel Osment) tweeted a picture of a script for the pilot, saying she’s “very stoked to be back doing some animation,” and indicating that she’s playing the title character. Little else is revealed in the tweet other than the name of the episode, “Cloudy With A Chance Of Gloom,” suggesting that ol’ Murky Dismal is back up to his cloudy tricks again.
No word yet as to which network will be hosting the new version of the show, but keep your cable bills paid, and soon your comedowns will be that much easier!
The Vengaboys better seriously check who they let sell to them on their Vengabus when they go to Ibiza this summer — because there has been a huge rise in ravers on club island being sold the BATH SALTS!
Yes, Bath Salts, AKA “Florida’s favourite drug” which gives you the munchies for the side of someone’s face flesh before you rip it off with your bare teeth whilst standing on the side of the highway someplace with no memory of doing any of it afterward.
Various Spanish and English news reports say that the chemical is causing severe health problems among users on the White Isle.
A nurse based in San Antonio told Diario De Ibiza that patients had to be restrained in their beds once admitted to hospital after taking the drug. She also said that it took up to eight police officers to hold down one man, who also bit one officer’s hand.
Too much MDPV can induce violent behaviour, paranoia and panic attacks. In other words, it can make you go pretty crazy, which is what seems to have been happening to some ravers who have taken it in Ibiza over the last week or so.
“We traded kandi, and then I touched his penis” is our new mantra this week thanks to this video of a bunch of mangled kandi ravers at New York’s Electric Zoo Festival.
That quote is like a refreshing spritz of Evian spray on your face, or maybe even some Vick’s Vapor Rub around your nostrils. Pure poetry in motion.
[via pulse radio]