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!! OMG, PLUR! Toronto mayoral candidate Olivia Chow wants to rave with you, eclipse Berlin as electronic music capital of the world !!

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When your city’s mayor is a muderous crackhead who cruises around the city with Deadmau5 in something called a Purarri, and yet is somehow still being re-elected despite his faults — you need to take matters into your own hands and speak to the PEOPLE if you want change.
You need to show up when they’re mangled on pills at an outdoor rave on an island, take the stage, and give them the best f*cking inspirational Vick’s Vapour Rub massage on the jaw-bone they’ve ever had — with your WORDS!
That’s exactly what Toronto mayoral candidate and seasoned Kandi-raver Olivia Chow did yesterday when she took the stage at Toronto’s Electric Island festival with DJs Seth Troxler and Maya Jane Coles, speaking passionately to the crowd about their fair city, and her plans to make it eclipse Berlin as the world’s electronic music capitol if she gets elected as mayor and kicks mayor Rob Ford to the curb.

“You stopped the rain with your passion!”
“Toronto can overtake Berlin as the music center of the world, Berlin here we come!”
“You may need a new mayor that appreciates electronic music!”

I really want to drink Oliva‘s kool-aid. I do — It’s just the right amount of crazy for me. I’m praying that Olivia has actually been to Berghain on a Sunday and will stick to her promise by recreating that vibe in Toronto! She could empty out Liberty Village or Casa Loma and fill it with a bunch of hedonistic debauchery, strobe lights, dark rooms and flamethrowers and fun stuff like that. VOTE FOR OLIVIA!

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!! OMG, gossip: ANTM Season 3’s Yaya DaCosta as Whitney Houston in Lifetime biopic of singer’s life !!

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Blasphemy on this fair Friday c/o Tyra Banks and Angela Bassett! [dlisted]
Laverne Cox earns first Emmy nomination for a transgender person ever for her role on Orange Is The New Black [joemygod]
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Big Ro‘ heads back to The View and words are had [boy culture]
The Top 10 Twitter reactions to Elisabeth Hasselback‘s comments on Rosie returning to The View [celeb cafe]
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Michael Sam covers OUT Magazine [kenneth]
Did Selena Gomez get fake tittays so she could nurse Justin Bieber out of a life of crime? [celebitchy]
Toronto’s crack smoking mayor Rob Ford casts only ‘NO’ vote on proposal to help LGBT Homeless Youth [towleroad]
Anti-gay Christians fear losing their jobs for being homophobic at work [queerty]
What are the biggest Emmy snubs of all-time? [unrealitymag]
Dolce&Gabanna models hit you on helium [ohlala]

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!! OMG, a hot, shirtless jogger served Toronto’s crackhead mayor Rob Ford some OOLONG TRUTH TEA in the middle of his Canada Day wobble !!

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Some hot, beefy, articulate otter was out for a shirtless jog yesterday when he came across Canada’s biggest corrupt hot mess — Toronto’s Mayor Rob “fresh out of rehab” Ford — but girlfriend wasn’t having ANY of it!
The man said what everyone else with a brain was thinking when he called Ford a “corrupt, lying, racist homophobe” live on camera in front of several news source outlets! She read ha to FILTH! Check out our hero of the week below!

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!! OMG, a candidate we can really get behind! Adult film star Nikki Benz is running for Mayor of Toronto !!

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BRAZZERS adult film star Nikki Benz is fed up with Toronto’s racist, sexist, homophobic crackhead mayor Rob Ford. Nikki has always been very giving and is known for taking things… erm… upon herself since coming up in the scene within the adult industry, but this time she’s set out to fix the city Toronto and lend her skill set to turning their fair city around! YASS!

Benz, star of Meet The F*ckers 6 and Take No Prisoners, told the Toronto Sun: “I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it.” Let’s be fair, she’s probably right. Benz has pledged to make May 7 National Masturbation Day (although how this is to be celebrated is unclear) and vows that her election as mayor will generate huge profits for the Canadian city. And, of course, massive publicity for her body of work.

What a hot bitch! She’s got our vote simply by existing. Infact, Nikki if you’re in Toronto — lets go for drinks! I have some hot straight friends you can “speak with” about your presidency and stuff. You’re like the new OLabia Chow!
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[via DAZED]

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