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!! OMG, drunken stupor – CAR EDITION: deadmau5 invites Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for ride in his new douchemobile !!

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EDM DJ deadmau5 hit up Toronto’s crack-smoking Mayor Rob Ford yesterday while parked outside front of Toronto’s city hall, inviting him to come along for a ride in the musician’s custom Ferrari (which looks like it was birthed and should be driven by Ryan W, and is decorated in Nyan cats and rainbows) deadmau5 has dubbed it the “Purrari”.
Ford took time out of his busy schedule of supposedly running the biggest city in Canada to exchange tweets and get all cutesy with deadmau5. Check out their interactions after the jump!

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!! OMG, VIDEO: Toronto’s crack smoking mayor Rob Ford appears on Jimmy Kimmel !!

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Kimmel ushered in Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford with some reggae vibes to compliment his fake “Jamaican” accent on Monday night! And it all went downhill from there! Jimmy sort of went right for the bloated, red jugular, bringing up Ford’s “domestic abuse, drunk driving, racism, homophobia and inability to tell the truth.”
Check out the interview below!

When asked who paid for his trip to Kimmel, Ford spokesperson Amin Massoudi said:

“Mayor Ford and Coun. Ford are paying for themselves and the staff,” Massoudi said. “The ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ show paid for one dinner.”

ONE DINNER!? One dinner just isn’t gonna cut it! Ford also said:

“The apologies are over, I’m moving on.” He said people will judge him on his “proven track record.”

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!! OMG, Janet Davis is our hero: Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford’s Brother Doug Ford Told To Shut His ‘F–king Mouth’ By Toronto Councillor !!

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Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford confessed to smoking crack back in November, yet somehow he and his brother Doug still have their jobs! NICE ONE!
Well today, counciller Janet Davis decided to speak her mind when she walked up to cutie Doug Ford during a meeting about programs for the children and families of Toronto, and told him to “keep his f*cking mouth shut”! WERRRRK, honnay!
Doug (who looks like a giant 5 year-old) responded like a 5 year-old by saying:

“She just came up and told me to keep my effing mouth shut, I don’t need that talk up here,”
“Why don’t you just leave?” he said to Davis. “You call yourself a lady, give me a break.”

Boo-hoo! Let’s not forget that the Ford brothers are likely tied to Anthony Smith‘s murder, smoke crack cocaine, have been caught on tape threatening to kill someone, and talk about their sexual practices in vulgar terms, while live on air, for all to watch!
The chairperson at the meeting made Janet apologize to Doug, and Janet later tweeted this:
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Really, no need to apologize, Janet!
[via huffpo]

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!! OMG, Rob Ford has really hit rock bottom: “Santa The Hutt” display in San Fransisco comments on holiday excess !!

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The BetaBrand store in San Francisco’s mission district has an unlikely Christmas display to share with it’s shoppers this year. The store has a display which they call “Santa The Hutt”, and they say:

Aims to poke fun at holiday excess and explore anti-Santa sentiment. Our achievement: Over a thousand people have taken holiday photos at our Valencia Street store since rolling him out last week. He now begrudgingly poses for holiday photos with Valencia Street shoppers if only because he’s too obese to move.

I’m digging how Santa thought ahead and paper bagged his shit knowing he was gonna be chilling there for a bit. Personally, I’d love to cuddle up to Santa for a photo-op! He looks so warm from whiskey, and it’s definitely one for the mantle. Check out some more pics of “Santa The Hutt” after the jump!

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!! OMG, stay classy Toronto: Ron Burgundy sings Rob Ford’s campaign song on Conan !!


Will Ferrell‘s Anchorman 2 character, Ron Burgundy made a guest appearance on Conan this week and had no qualms about showing his support for Toronto’s crack smoking mayor, Rob Ford (whom he calls “a very dear” friend).
Ron even went as far as to offer to sing his rendition of Rob’s campaign song for re-election (Loverboy‘s “Working For The Weekend”) which included a piping hot flute solo. Check it out above!
[thanks Kev!]

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