“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump. I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me! I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!) Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long. It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content? Or just desperate for viewers?
“Anyway, I think it’s funny that the producers of SNL couldn’t get their hands on the same top my mom wore, because it was sold out. They had to recreate one. I have to admit, the shirt looked great. But I still think my mom wore it better. What do you think? Vote in my poll!”
– Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin‘s daughter and fashion expert.
Marvel Comics could not have thought up a clownier couple than these two soiled diapers!
Above are the two different news tabloid headlines in New York regarding the Palin/Trump “lovefest”. I can’t wait to watch this hot mess unfold!
PAID FOR BY NASTY PIG (…not to be confused with Donald Trump) [ohlala]
Is Beyonce actually a few years older than she claims to be? Maybe – if you listen carefully to her father [celebitchy]
Joe Biden will not be running for President 🙁 [boy culture]
Sarah Palin presents the 10 commandments [joemygod]
Here’s Matt Bomer‘s latest shirtless escapade [socialite life]
The London GHB gay serial killer is set to stand trial [kenneth]
Even Mormons hate Kim Davis? [queerty]
Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe rips Houston Texans owner for $10K Donation opposing LGBT rights [towleroad]
OH DEAR. Laverne Cox will play Frankenfurter in FOX’s Rocky Horror Remake [dlisted]
Nick Jonas says he might play gay and be naked a lot in upcoming series [queerty]
Britney Spears is going after the porn star who slept with her ex [popbytes]
Workin’ on her shit: That Iggy Azalea sex tape might exist [dlisted]
Ricky Martin might be she-banging Aussie swimmer Ian Thorpe [socialite life]
Sarah Palin and her family had a messy, drunken brawl during a snowmobile party y’all! [celebitchy]
FOX News correspondent thinks gay marriage will lead to Man-Dog marriage [towleroad]
Welcome to AMMURRICA 2014: Pennsylvania teen faces 2 years in prison for humping Jesus statue [joemygod]
Bond villain Richard Kiel passes away. RIP! [boy culture]
Help this man catch the dude who shit down his chimney! [kenneth]
Disney fan-ficton crossover art for all you Disney queens out there [unrealitymag]
More ginger love in this new shoot by Marcio Del Nero [ohlala]
The Top 10 Celebrities affected by the nude photo scandal [celeb cafe]
It all revolves around last week’s episode in which the supernatural drama shot up an event in honor of Sen. Ted Cruz, which included referring to the guests as “assholes.” It also gave Pam a high-haired and sequin dress makeover that had her exclaiming, “Oh my God, I’m a Republicunt.”
Ted Cruz weighed in, calling the episode “misogynist and profanity-ridden.” Palin then came forward and said that HBO had asked her to do a cameo. According to a channel spokesperson, they did extend the invitation to Palin via a representative but didn’t hear back.
Palin said that she show aimed to insult a conservative woman in person rather than just all conservative women.
This is why we love Kristen Bauer van Straten: Not only did the animal-rights activist actress refer to Palin as ‘the wolf-killer lady’ at the conference, but she went on to say “She’ll weigh in on anything,” and “It’s sweet many many years later that I’ve made her angry, I had fun doing it.” Sounds like she was in character!