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!! OMG, life in plastic: Courtney Stodden Shows Us How To Dress Like An Understated Woman Of Class On ‘COURTNEY NATURALLY’ !!

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Courtney Stodden, the child bride who married/divorced that dude who was in the Green Mile and is apparently is out to beat Amanda Lepore‘s record for most plastic surgeries, has her own new high budget green screen segment produced by World of Wonder.
In this week’s episode, Courtney tries to get down with the kids these days by feeding us HASHTAGS and talking about all the slutty clothes she bought for just UNDAR TAW HANDRED DALLERZ! Check it out below!

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!! OMG, shop ’til you drop: Man commits suicide in mall after girlfriend won’t stop shoe shopping !!

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Let this be a cautionary tale: Don’t date materialistic bitches!
38-year-old Tao Hsiao was out Christmas shopping at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China this week when he finally lost it over his girlfriend’s amount of Christmas shoe shopping (for herself of course), and leaped 7 stories to his death inside the mall. How awful! According to Gawker:

“He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more,” an eyewitness was quoted as saying. “She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.”

Okay — ladies in China really need to tone it with their shopping. Just last month another chick lost her shit at her hubby at the Guangzhou Auto Show, and it ’twas not cute!

“This is a tragic incident, but this time of year can be very stressful for many people,” the spokesman said.

…annnd the spokesman for the mall threw a “BUT” in the statement. Keepin’ it classay.

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!! OMG, somebody find Nomi Malone a credit card: Fake shopping strip in Shenyang has everything from TIFEANY to CNANEL !!

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This gorgeous oasis of a strip mall in Shenyang, China has a cornucopia of the hottest designer name-brands that only Nomi Malone could love. Their “forum” carries everything from CNANEL, Herwès, PRΛDΛ, Cairter, TIFEANY, and Ermanegildo Zegne.
You’ll probably be famished after all of that shopping, so why not pop over to Starbocks or Häagen-Dezs for a snack or a coffee!? The developer of the strip-mall says the stores:

…are fakes for marketing purpose only.

Right. Yes, that makes perfect sense. She should have just said that to begin with. You know, if they really want to sell people on these fake designer stores they should hire a fake Oprah and have her publicly denied at each location.
Check out the rest of the hot signage after the JUMP!

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