Oh, to be retired at 31! What a life! Check out hottie and former pro striker Dani Osvaldo after the NSFW jump!
OR? Is Crissy‘s new bust at an airport in his birthplace of Madeira, Portugal lifelike or WHAT!? Or does it look more like Eric Trump?
It’s not often you see a famous footballer swinging a BAT! Check out Argentine-Mexican footballer Mauro “Pitu” Cejas after the NSFW jump!
Uruguay footballer Martín Alaníz plays for Spanish club Real Oviedo on loan from River Plate, as a winger. Check him out after the NSFW jump!
…and set to some *touching* music! For the love the game! Soccer has never been this gay.