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!! OMG, NASA will pay you 18000 USD to stay in bed and smoke dat chronic weed for 70 straight days !!


Hey stoner slobs! Wanna get paid to do what you do for 70 days straight days anyway? Then call NASA!

NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed and smoke different types of cannabis, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy.

Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as smoke cannabis throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week…

The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. They also want to understand how marijuana will influence on the body.

It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.

Far out! But wait — Are you allowed Doritos Ketchup and Red Velvet cake slices in bed with you? Cuz that could be a deal-breaker for us… BUT if we DID do this, Dre‘s LIGHT SPEED would definitely be our soundtrack to this little experiment:

[via healthcurecenter]

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!! OMG, ready, set, grab the bong: The first trailer for Lifetime’s “Lizzie Borden Took An Ax” movie starring Christina Ricci !!

It looks as if Lifetime has just blessed us with another fantastic trailer for their next venture into TV movieland: Lizzie Borden Took An Ax.
Those swoosh-y sound effects they’ve been using probably need an American ciggy by now, as they’ve been used and abused in every Lifetime trailer from here to House Of Versace! The film stars Christina Ricci (WHY, CHRISTINA!?) and is set for a January 25th release date. Will you be watching? Can Wednesday Adams save this MOW? Can pot brownies?

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