Forget being a virgin who can’t drive! When you are one of the bigoted mouth-pieces of Fox News, you bettah watch yo tongue! Cuz you know there’s one million moms out there watching and buying into your fear mongering, and they don’t wanna hear no CUSSIN!
“Earlier today, Fox contributors Lt. Col. Ralph Peters and Stacey Dash made comments on different programs that were completely inappropriate and unacceptable for our air,”said Bill Shine, senior executive vice president of programming for both networks, in a prepared statement. “Fox Business Network and Fox News Channel do not condone the use of such language, and have suspended both Peters and Dash for two weeks.”
What did the dynamic duo say exactly?
During a December 7 appearance on Fox Business, Fox News strategic analyst Ralph Peters said of President Obama after his Oval Office address last night: “I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.” Host Stuart Varney told Peters he can’t “use language like that on the program,” and Peters replied that he was sorry. While co-hosting Outnumbered, contributor Stacey Dash reacted to Obama’s remarks by stating: “I felt like he could give a shit — excuse me, like he could care less.”
Dee! We’re totally buggin’! Who’s gonna lend diversity to an otherwise whitewashed panel of hillbillies while you’re gone!? Who else (besides Elizabeth Hasselbeck) is gonna wear Elizabeth Hasselbeck‘s hair the way you do lately!?