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!! OMG, there IS a God: TAN MOM is back in a smokin’ hot new fashunn editorial !!


TAN MOM is back, hon! And she’s ready to take Milan, Paris, London and Japan by the looks of this recent fashion editorial by Refigural titled patricia’s revenge: the tan mom strikes back. Check out the rest of the hotness after the jump, and find some sage quotes from Tan Mom below!

“I’m definitely not Martha Stewart!

People wonder why I’m a little crazy. I got hurt when I was 23. I was pregnant and got cold cocked by this guy who was hitting on me. They proclaimed me dead twice- I had some problems walking and hearing afterwards, and it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older.

I’m always on the run, try to make people smile, you know. I still go on with life, you can’t just sit there.

People don’t wanna hear the truth sometimes. It’s easier to make fun of someone than to listen.

I’ve always been really beyond outgoing, ever since I was born. I’m not saying I’m Miss America or anything, but there’s something special about me. I’ve always stood out, always, my whole life.

I just wish people were nicer to one another. None of this judgement call stuff! You are who you are! I really do wish that there was more peace on earth, that would be really great. But that’s not gonna happen”.


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!! OMG, put down your teacup and watch this: TAN MOM’s guest appearance in intro to new Lucas Entertainment’s gay adult film !!

Tan Mom‘s diva antics on the set of this new Lucas Entertainment release truly rival Lindsay Lohan‘s etiquette on the set of The Canyons.
Michael Lucas will do anything for a buck, as he’s asked this mess to appear as introduction to his upcoming release Kings of NY Season 2! Webster’s dictionary finally has their true definition of CLASS!
If you have yet to fill your quota for the amount of F-Bombs in your Thursday, then go ahead click play above! If you are at work, then turn your speakers WAY UP! (No, don’t!)
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