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!! OMG, gossip: Is Tommy Girl leaving Scientology? !!

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Sells estate near headquarters [dlisted]

Prince William says he’s always been embarrassed by his father [celebitchy]

Those Sean Cody boys are baaaaad! Mario Romo charged in murder of sugar daddy [towleroad]

TEXAS: Christian woman claims she used God’s word to divert tornado towards her neighbour – that’s some proper Wizard of OZ type shit! [joemygod]

James Franco releases book of poetry titled Straight James / Gay James [socialite life]

Robert Spitzer, psychiatrist who said homosexuality wasn’t a mental disorder, dies at 83 [kenneth]

Women react to discovering their boyfriends are gay [queerty]

That Bryan Hawn dude with the big ass should really change his name to Bryan HORNED after watching all his videos [boyculture]

Some model side-ass from FLAUNT Magazine‘s latest [ohlala]

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!! OMG, if you see this man, do not approach him: Texas Police Release World’s Least Helpful Police Sketch !!

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Whoever the police sketch artist is over at Texas’s Lamar Country sheriff’s department, needs a RAISE! Or a Gatorade and a greasy hamburger, cause they’re drunk. Either works. The authorities released this incredibly accurate rendering of their suspect this week when they attempted to track down a man who held up two women at knife point. I think Terence or Philip from South Park may have some explaining to do because according to Metro:

The suspect the police sketcher was trying to draw fits the victims’ description of a man ‘6 foot tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build.’
The description adds: ‘His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck.’

This however, has yet to beat the gorgeous police sketch Portuguese authorities provided regarding the disappearance of Madeline McCann:
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[via death&taxes via metro.uk]

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