If you’re still suing Ticketmaster’s ass and ALSO happened to listen to the radio back in 1998, — then you’re in luck! Because all your favourite bands from that era will be playing for free with bribe vouchers from Ticketmaster! Bands like:
Boyz II Men
Darius Rucker (of Hootie & the Blowfish)
Goo Goo Dolls
String Cheese Incident
Wait, I thought the guy from Blink 182 was off getting anally probed by aliens next to Uranus! Oh well, maybe they’ve have a new band member! DARIUS RUCKER OF HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH! Wow. Did they just decide the line-up by going into my sister’s highschool car glovebox and looking at the tracklisting on her old mixtapes?