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!! OMG, NASA will pay you 18000 USD to stay in bed and smoke dat chronic weed for 70 straight days !!

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Hey stoner slobs! Wanna get paid to do what you do for 70 days straight days anyway? Then call NASA!

NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed and smoke different types of cannabis, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy.

Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as smoke cannabis throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week…

The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. They also want to understand how marijuana will influence on the body.

It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.

Far out! But wait — Are you allowed Doritos Ketchup and Red Velvet cake slices in bed with you? Cuz that could be a deal-breaker for us… BUT if we DID do this, Dre‘s LIGHT SPEED would definitely be our soundtrack to this little experiment:

[via healthcurecenter]

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!! OMG, attention stoners of Canada! Vancouver pizza place now offers WEED PIZZA !!

Best-Pizza-in-Toronto-1 The two most beautiful words in the English language finally come together! ALLEGEDLY this Vancouver pizza joint now offers a little buzz with your large pizza!

Located next door to a dispensary that they’re affiliated with, Mega Ill Pizza seemed to be doing it quietly for customers and spreading the word organically… but they appear to have turned a corner and are now boldly marketing “weed pizza”. They claim to be the first pizzeria in North America to offer this bizarre (yet brilliant) product.

Each pizza contains 250mg of infused oil and while we’re not exactly sure what that means, according to the company “This single dose pizza put buddy on his ass from 12:45-8:30pm”.

But how am I meant to get the munchies when we’re already full!? Life’s little problems!

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!! OMG, “F*ck It! I quit!” KTVA reporter quits on-air, reveals herself as owner of Alaska Cannabis Club !!

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Are we baked, or did this really just happen?!
KTVA reporter Charlo GREENE of Alaska is our new hero today after she revealed herself ON-AIR to be the owner of The Alaska Cannabis Club while delivering the news about, well… The Alaska Cannabis Club.
Charlo ended her segment on the issue surrounding legalization in Alaska by stating:

“And as for this job, well, not that I have a choice. But, f*ck it, I quit.”

Charlo is focusing her time on fighting the good fight rather than reporting on kittens being rescued from trees and Palin family ATV party brawls.
I suppose that flabbergasted fail of a poker face on the reporter following Charlo‘s admission is probably in relation to the fact that she no longer has a good hook-up at work to score that good kush kush. How DEVASTATING!

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!! OMG, gossip: One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson caught smoking dat chronic on camera !!


Two of the One Direction twinks get caught smoking weed on camera [dlisted]
Amber Heard tests her friends by slipping them false gossip [celebitchy]
Johnny Depp done up in Larry King drag on the set of Black Mass [socialite life]
Tori Spelling‘s cry face is giving me heavily constipated Camel Cigarettes camel [popbytes]
UK singer Sam Smith comes out [boy culture]
RIP Maya Angelou! Her Top 10 most inspiring quotes [celeb cafe]
Moscow’s largest gay nightclub to reopen in new location [towleroad]
Is monogamy realistic in the 21st century? [queerty]
Google demos self-driving car [joemygod]
Get down to BUTTER NAILS in Brooklyn y’all! [kenneth]
ALRIGHTY THEN! The many faces of Jim Carrey [unrealitymag]
The Workaholics cover Bello Mag [ohlala]

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