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!! OMG, we’re green with envy: Vancouver, Canada Gets Its First Pot Vending Machine !!

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The BC Pain Society (surprisingly not the name of an all-white rap group from the 90’s) is a British Columbia society that helps you get baked and ease the pain, whether it be from joint pain or from the pain of a busy week of house parties without any pot…
The society has helped the world step into the FUTURE early this month by installing Canada’s first POT VENDING MACHINE on Commercial Drive in Vancouver:

“We put it in the vending machine to cut down on theft and handling,” says Chuck Varabioff of the BC Pain Society, located at 2908 Commercial Drive. “It’s packaged up and sealed professionally. So you come in, you buy your product, it’s fresh, it’s quick and easy, and you’re out here in minutes.”

Apparently the machine is cash only and can provide you with a variety of different types of weed in amounts over an eighth of an ounce, but you must have a card issued by The BC Pain Society after they review your doctor’s form certifying that you need “relief”. So basically, if you’re friends with a doctor — it’s time to break out the Doritos!

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!! OMG, WEED TV: ‘The High Life’ begins casting for the first-ever reality TV show set on a pot growing farm !!

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For all those times you’ve been baked and wondered if everyone is watching you and can tell that you’re stoned, — this gig would guarantee a definite YES!
Shaggy Casting, a casting agency in the US, posted a recent casting notice searching for people to star in the first-ever reality show set on a pot farm in Colorado!

“Are you a free spirit who will do anything once? On the run from a life buried in boring summer jobs? Whether you’re a party animal or activist, dare devil or total princess, burnout or adrenaline junkie, we’re looking for you!

This already sounds great! The cast they’re looking for sounds totally stable… so… They should definitely look into booking celebrity guest mentors at the farmhouse like Seth Rogan, James Franco, Cheech Marin, Rihanna, Willie Nelson, Miley Cyrus, and Snoop Dogg! Who can grow the biggest crop the fastest? Who can roll the phattest joints?! Let them decide!
Think you got what it takes to be in the house? Just send a video of yourself with your favourite bong or bag of Doritos rambling on with some long, drawn out story to [email protected]!

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!! OMG, the kine-ness of strangers!: Seattle thrift shop finds 2.5 pounds of weed in their donation bin !!

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Grab the tissues, because in you-donated-that-shit-to-the-wrong-people-oh-god-why-couldn’t-it-have-been-me-instead kind of news: A thrift shop in North Seattle discovered 2.5 pound of marijuana in their donation bin last week! YUP!
The uptight bitches who work over at the store say that even though pot is now legal in Washington state, that they will not being sharing the wealth and are unable to sell the weed in cute, little vintage backpacks.
Really! How dare they… there are people out there in need! No word yet on whether or not the bag was actually 10 pounds at the time of it’s discovery…
[via Komonews]

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!! OMG, have a seat Meryl Streep: The “Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong” Trailer has arrived !!


People in Hollywood talk, and we’re hearing whispers that this could very-well be an Oscar contender for 2013. A hybrid genre film that artfully combines Halloween with Christmas, AND pot. Sign us up!
According to IMDB, the film stars Gary Busey and Tommy Chong. It also stars someone named Chanell Heart, who will lend the film her brave portrayal as “Poontang Girl #2 / Bikini Girl #3”. (Chanell is my new hero.)
Check out the trailer for “Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong” above!

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!! OMG, I’ll have some cereal with my sugar: General Mills releases Limited Edition Monster Cereals in retro packaging !!

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Now, I don’t know for sure if General Mills is part of that Monsanto mess, so I’ll leave that up to all you Facebook bitches to sort out on a thread or something — I just fill my body with garbage — but what I DO know that this is the perfect gluten-free/vegan/fruitarian treat for all the nostalgic stoners out there.
Just in time for Halloween, General Mills has released a limited edition set of their classic Monster Cereals in their original retro boxes! Five Monster Cereals – which include Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Frute Brute, and Yummy Mummy.
Yummy Mummy sort of sounds like a headline that OK Magazine would think up as a hot headline for their “First Look at Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s New Baby Joy” feature. Which cereal are you looking forward to adding to your bong sesh? Check out the rest of the boxes after the jump!

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