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!! OMG, legit: Best jury duty excuse EVER !!

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Next time you get served jury duty, no need to bust out the fake tears or irrational prejudices. Just say you have Oprah tickets. A judge dismissed a potential juror in the trial of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich because she had a ticket to the final taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show. Ugh, lucky bitch. Lucky both because she doesn’t have to sit in a room with Rod and because she does get to sit in a room with Oprah.

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!! OMGaga, ‘Judas’ live on Ellen !!


What are we calling this look, Gaga? Considering the religious context of Judas, it almost looks like you stripped a plastic Virgin Mary of her blue robe and melted it into a crop-top and bell-bottoms. Also, you look tired — which, if my name were Lady Gaga, I’m sure I would be, too.

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!! OMG, Oprah’s on! A 1991 commercial !!


Oprah’s on! How many more times do we get to say this? 22? 21? 19? I’ve lost count of how near the end we are, but I do know when the final episode airs I’ll be all sobs and tears and boohoos.

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!! OMG, died and gone to heaven: ANTM All Stars !!

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Am I dead? Is this heaven? The CW announced its fall line-up, and to my deepest pleasure it includes (are you ready for this?!) an all-star season of America’s Next Top Model. I have been dreaming — no, LUSTING — for a cycle that brings back the show’s most memorable contestants. Jade, Toccara, Shandi (fingers crossed for another hot tub tryst), Brittany, Heather…Lisa! I’m gasping for air here. I might pass out from the excitement. Ah!

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