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!! OMG, Google Her: Kim Zolciak !!


Real Housewife of Atlanta, wig peddler and Tardy For the Party chanteuse Kim Zolciak has a new command. GOOGLE ME. And because she’s like that, Ms. Kim is issuing her orders in the form of a catchy song. This above YouTube clip just a sneak preview for those too impatient to wait for the full dancefloor epic. But it’s enough to know that it’s going to be good!
(The song also serves as a helpful pnemonic for those too stupid to remember how to spell “Google.” It’s G-O-O-G-L-E. Thanks, Kim!)

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!! OOOOOO-OMG, Remembering Your Spirit: Oprah-fy Yourself !!

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Her Royal O-Ness Oprah Winfrey, in celebration of her final season, has generously granted her loyal subjects (like me, above!) the privilege of pasting our faces onto her beautiful body! Well, it’s no trip to Australia, but beggars can’t be choosers: I’m so excited that I’m screaming and crying like these ladies! Thanks Oprah!
[Oprah-fy Yourself!]

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!! OMG, They Get So Emotional: Faces of the Last Season of Oprah !!

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In honor of the retirement of Her Royal O-ness, some genius has started a Tumblr featuring all the crazy faces ladies are making on this very special final season of Oprah. This lady’s reacting to the fact that today, during the premiere of the last season, Ms. Winfrey dug her old Koala Blue wardrobe out of storage and gave her entire audience a free-ass trip to Australia. The very special fans will accompany O herself on the trip, which will air again as a two part special called Oprah’s Australian Adventure.
I wonder if Beverly Ann Stickle will be going along for the trip?!?!

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!! OMG, Well That Sucked: The VMA’s !!


Normally I’d start the morning after the VMA’s with some highlights from the MTV awards show. Unfortunately this morning there are no highlights because it was the most boring shit I ever saw in my life. The whole time I was just wishing that I could have been watching last year’s awards instead. I mean, right? Remember how great that was? Meanwhile, I’ve already forgotten who performed last night. (I got all excited for a second when I saw Robyn and then she was instantly gone. WTF?)

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