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!! OMG, How Abundant: Sister Wives !!


What the heck! Stretch out in those sacred undies and call your harem down to the teevee room, because Sister Wives is coming! These Real Housewives of Utah are more elegant than Mrs. the Countess Luann De Lesseps, crazier than Danielle Staub and can whip up a nice, healthy Jell-O salad faster than Bethenny Frankel can blink her strangely immobile eyes. And they’re all married– to each other!
This heartwarming show about the wonderful world of straight polygamy premieres on TLC (which stands for The Little People and Religious Freak Channel) on the 26th.

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!! OMG, It’s Coming: Glee Season Two !!


Pssst, actually I secretly think Glee kind of sucks balls, but I know everyone else is all over it like Ellen on Portia’s poon, so maybe you would like to watch the new, just-released preview of it?
As for me, I’ll just be waiting for when they have the very special Taylor Dayne episode. Then I’ll consider reconsidering.

[New York Magazine
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!! OMG, stop the presses: Jersey Shore is Fake?! !!

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I’m crying into my lasagna right now at the shocking news that MTV’s Jersey Shore is not a serious documentary! A “producer” on the hit show tells blogger/serial press release sender Zack Taylor that everything that goes on on the show is completely staged by the production staff.
Apparently the cast of the show is so terminally f*cking stupid and boring that they need a director to instruct them to get drunk, lie around in the hot tub, bicker with each other, pick up fug sluts at the club, and drop their Chicken Parm on the floor. Because in case you haven’t noticed, absolutely nothing else ever happens on this program.
Dear meddlesome producers, if you’re going to stage a reality show, could you please stage something interesting? For instance, perhaps Snooki gains the ability to freeze time when she holds her fingers together? Maybe The Situation decides to cook bread one day but he puts too much yeast in the oven and the dough takes over the house? Or it turns out that JWoww is actually a robot?
The possibilities are endless! Let’s see some real fake drama please!
[Zack Taylor]

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!! OMG, Mama Mia: Real Housewife Teresa Giudice goes spaghetti-wild !!


You guys, did you see the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion last night? Crazy, right?! Of course, I had absolutely no clue what was going on, but neither did most of the housewives or host Andy Cohen, so who cares?! There was yelling and crying, vague allegations were tossed around willy-nilly, and housewife Teresa Giudice went so insane that she assaulted Andy. Can the dim bulbs of The A-List compete with this? I think not! (Especially since A-Lister Reichen Lemkuhl has in the past demonstrated a complete inability to verbalize beyond jiggling his pecs.)
Also, I have no idea if this is true or not, but if you’re curious exactly what all the housewifey fighting was about, Tracie over at Jezebel floats the theory that it had something to do with Teresa’s husband’s potential secret love child? Food for thought!

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