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!! OMG, Pardon His Realness: Steven Slater to get reality show !!

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Don’t think he’s going away any time soon! Feisty former flight attendant Steven Slater is getting ready to renew his fifteen minutes of fame with a reality show. Stone Entertainment– producers of such reality classics such as The Mole, Ivana Young Man and NYC Prep— has offered the obviously-unbalanced steward his own reality show, in which he would help people quit their jobs in outrageous ways. Sounds like a keeper!
[TMZ]

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!! OMG, She Hates Everyone: Ethel Mertz !!

“I’d love to do it, Andy, I really would, but you must understand that for all those people out there I’m still Ethel Mertz, Lucy’s next-door neighbor and the nicest woman in America, and that’s why I can still go into any dinner theater in the country and get paid $20,000 a week, because all my nice fans in their mink stoles want to see Ethel Mertz be nice. I hate being nice and I hate my fans and I hate their mink stoles. But I love making $20,000 a week anytime I want.” – actress Vivian Vance to Andy Warhol and Bob Colacello over dinner at La Caravelle in New York in 1976, on why she couldn’t star in Warhol’s movie Bad.

[Via WOW Report]

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!! OMG, How Mayoral: Levi Johnston runs for mayor of Wasilla !!

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Levi Johnston, the nearly-nude First Babydaddy of Alaska, is back up to his old tricks again. The Northern cutie’s tireless quest for publicity since the 2008 election has had him “dating” comedienne Kathy Griffin, posing (peen-free) for Playgirl, doing a peanut commercial and getting re-engaged to his estranged girlfriend, virginal teen mom Bristol Palin, before quickly calling the wedding off again due to the fact that he supposedly impregnated someone else.
Now he’s running for mayor of his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska. And of course he’s shopping a reality show about it. The show, to be inexplicably titled Loving Levi will “give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker and his journey down the road of small-town politics … right after he gets his high school diploma,” according to the production team.
[MTV via Crushable]

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!! OMG, How TLC: Polygamist housewives to get their own reality show !!

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TLC, which formerly stood for The Learning Channel and now stands for The Little Person, Religious Lunatic, Large Family and Cake Channel, is expanding their programming into groundbreaking territory. In addition to their usual fare about dwarves and religious fanatics with a crazy number of children, they’re now also featuring a show about religious fanatics with tons of wives and children! That’s right: move over Real Housewives of New Jersey because The Real Polygamist Housewives of Utah have arrived– and they’re not here to make friends. (They’re here to make Jello salad and babies, of course!)
The show, (actually titled Sister Wives) premieres on TLC on September 26, and follows the lovable exploits of polygamist patriarch Kody Brown and his Mormon fundamentalist family, comprising wives Meri (39), Janelle (40), and Christine (37), and their collective twelve children along with Robyn, the potential fourth wife being courted.
Let’s see what happens when polygamists stop getting polite and start getting real! (I’m actually surprised that TLC didn’t manage to find a family of polygamist dwarf bakers, but I guess you can’t have everything.)
(Salt Lake Tribune)

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