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!! OMG, How Ridiculous: Dance Your Ass Off !!


Have you heard about this show called Dance Your Ass Off? It’s about fat people jiggling and jiving in tutus and leotards and I almost fell off the couch when I saw the ad for it! Whoever came up with this idea is an evil genius! I guess the supposed point of it is that obese people lose weight by dancing and then cry fatty tears of joy. So in that way it’s supposed to be uplifting like The Biggest Loser.
But of course the real point of it ishaha I can’t believe that obese person is twirling, doing high-kicks, and grinding on all fours wearing barely enough fabric to properly cover Oprah’s left boob!
I will be watching every minute of course! (Oh, and PS they’re supposedly giving away one iPad per episode to viewers…)

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!! OMG, she’s broke: Real Housewife Theresa Giudice !!


A big part of watching any of Bravo’s Real Housewife programs is sitting there thinking how the f*ck do these trashy people who don’t really seem to have jobs pay for this insane shit?! This is especially true in the New Jersey iteration of the show, in which all of the unemployed housewives live in lavish mansions that look like giant pizzerias (complete with fancy “al fresco” murals and faux-stucco finish!), drive SUVs bigger than my apartment, and drop tens of thousands of dollars at a time keeping their children outfitted in the latest designer kinderwhorewear. That’s not even mentioning the veritable millions spent on hair extensions, leopard-print stretch-pants, bubbie implants and lavish banquets featuring ziti baked with diamonds!
How on Earth can these women afford this glamorous and extravagant lifestyle?!?! Oh right, they can’t:: Theresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has become the latest of the reality franchise’s housewives to file for bankruptcy. And is she ever bankrupt! Although she and her husband Joe together make $80k annually, they’re in debt for almost $11m.
By the way that little m stand for million!
How will poor Theresa get herself out of this mess? If things don’t get better soon, will she be forced to ask fair-weather Housewife Danielle Staub to give her some tips on prostitution whoredom? I’m sure we’ll find out in season 3!
[NY Post via Joe. My. God.]

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!! OMG, Rupaul’s Back with Drag U !!


After the success of Drag Race, RuPaul’s back with yet another reality show for logo– and this time it’s a show about straight people! On Rupaul’s Drag U, the Supermodel of the Universe and her team of drag princesses will be making over dumpy, depressed, straight lady slobs and turning them into stunning drag flowers.
The show premieres in July on Logo.
[Via Joe. My. God.]

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!! OMG, Thundercats, Ho: Your favorite cat-human hybrids are coming back !!

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Nostalgia alert! The Thundercats are making their triumphant return, in a new cartoon to run on the Cartoon Network next year. The above image is promotional art of fearless leader Lion-O– and while he looks pretty bad-ass, they better not change a nonexistent hair on leatherdaddy Panthro’s smooth head or a cascading cheetah spot on disco diva Cheetara‘s dappled cleavage! Or I will be so mad!
[Topless Robot via VideoGum]

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