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!! OMG, They’re Back: The Real Housewives of NYC !!


Yay! The Real Housewives of NYC return to television tomorrow. While you know I will watch just about anything with the word HOUSEWIFE in the title, the Orange County trashbags who’ve been clogging the Bravo airwaves for the last few months have just gotten too scary for me. It’s like a David Lynch reality show, which seems like a great idea but actually that shit has just been giving me nightmares.
I’m so happy and relieved to get back to the simpler pleasures of the New York ladies, who– for all their flaws and weirdnesses– still seem to reside on the planet Earth. In this clip from the new season, resident manners Queen Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps gives Bethenny an etiquette lesson on the subject of who should pay for things. (The poorer one always pays, duh!)
Set your DVR’s!

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!! OMG, vote him off: ‘Big Brother’ homophobe !!

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Our buddies at Made In Brazil gave us the heads up to an important reality television issue. Homophobic contestant Marcelo Dourado is up for elimination on Big Brother Brazil and the audience can decide if he goes home.
Some of his most memorable moments include him wishing he could beat up a lesbian contestant in the house, and talking about how HIV can only be spread by gay people.
Click here to vote off Dourado.

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!! OMG, how decadent: Oprah Winfrey’s Chocolate Set !!

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Well, shit. When you’re Oprah you get to do whatever the f*ck you want. Cause you’re Oprah! “Build me an entire set out of chocolate!” Oprah said. And someone built her an entire set out of Godiva chocolate. No f*cking kidding.
I kind of want to know where she’s supposed to sit without getting chocolate on her ass, but she probably worked that out. Maybe she just picked out a pair of pants she doesn’t much care about. You’ve seen O’s closet, right? (It is the shit.)
Another item of curiosity: what is she going to talk about on the show? Or will she just spend the whole hour eating the set?
(Oprah Blog via Videogum)

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!! OMG, The Fierceness: The Top Models are here !!


It’s that time of year again! No, not the time of year I rush to Duane Reade to binge on half-price Valentine’s candy. (That was yesterday.) This is the time of year when the new crop of Top Models is announced. I know, I know, I know. It’s so hard to draw the line between the past and the present. The truth is that I don’t even remember the last time I could begin to tell you the difference between a Naima and a Kahlen!
But this “cycle” promises to be at least slightly interesting with the addition of Vogue icon and all-around genius Andre Leon Talley to the judging lineup. The question is, will he improve Tyra’s circus, or will she turn him into just another one of her dancing bears? If the above ad is any indication, I’m not hopeful. But if you’re still curious, check out the illustrious Rich J’s assessment of the new girls over at FourFour.

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