Televisual Category Archive

I hate you, Marissa

for being so irrational. Getting drunk in the bathroom by yourself is entertainment, but repeatedly defending Oliver, the most deplorable addition to any television series…



Glory to the newborn king!

As disconcerting as you may have found my recent absence, I hope you’ll find a little Christmas generosity in your hearts and cut me some…



America knows what is

really important, or at least what is not depressing. Paris and Nicole are officially more entertaining than our President. Let’s celebrate by making out with…