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!! OMG, the voodoo who-do: New ‘American Horror Story Season 3: Coven’ details !!

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I loved the last season of FX’s American Horror Story. Fourteen-hour-days on the set of GLEE must do something special to Ryan Murphy, because this show is all kinds of messed up. Any show that can artfully combine aliens, possessions, psych wards, nymphomania, nazi experiments, catholic guilt, and gay politics in the 1950s while power-hosing Evan Peters down butt-naked has my vote. And I am LIVING for Jessica Lange. You do not want to f*ck with Jessica Lange.
Though initially there were rumours that the third season would revolve around the 1960s murders of Charles Manson, Ryan Murphy says that Season 3 will focus on a war between the witches of Salem Mass. and the voodoo witches of New Orleans. Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy, Evan Peters, Taissa Farmiga, Jamie Brewer, Denis O’Hare and Alexandra Breckenridge are all back as returning cast. Actors Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Gabourey Sidibe, Emma Roberts and Patti LuPone have all been added to the mix.
Check out the three teaser trailers for Season 3 of AHS after the jump.

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!! OMG, style-eye for the FBI: investigations into Mulder and Scully’s style-choices !!

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Earlier this year we took an in-depth look at Buffy The Vampire Slayer‘s wardrobe MALFRUMPTIONS, and now some clever little style-librarian has deconstructed the 9-seasonal wardrobe of X-Files’ anti-fashion agents Mulder and Scully.
I often pray to the alien gods for an unreleased X-Files episode where Scully gets snarled by a multi-limbed swamp-creature who would wrap it’s suckered tentacles around her waist to pull her into the murky depths, thus cinching in her overcoated waistline momentarily so that we get to see Dana in a sort of April O’Neil eager ginger go-with-the-flow get-up, but alas, she was always looking like she shopped in beige&brown town discount outfitters, her image only saved by her fiery long-bob.
I Want To Believe that Mulder’s clothing choices bettered those of his conspiracy nerd friends The Lone Gunmen with their heavy leather trenches and dweeby cartoon tshirts, yet the only time his wardrobe got my attention was his red Speedo scene which made me want to alien-invade his ass in search of THE TRUTH.
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Head over to Dazed where you can read all the truth about Calvin Kleining streamlining, Mulder’s color [and apparent style-] blindness, and Dana’s second season maternity-hiding frump-enhancing fashion-backwards choices.
Somebody call the Fashion Bureau of Investigations [the highest, most secretive rank of the Fashion Police] to discover where all the wardrobe budget went !

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!! OMG, #SISTERHOODRATS: ‘Gurl’ by the bros of Furry Creek !!


Just when you thought you’d waxed that Furry Creek and gotten that Sisi [making-me-feel-a-bit] Sickles out from the back of your throat those rogue hairs have come poking through at the worst moment, ie. as soon as you are ‘dropping trou’…how embarassing.
The rather unsportsmanlike former sportsmen, Chad Chad and Guy Gagnier are taking loosing the competition badly so have barged back into the sour-lime-light to convince Freddy that he has to leave that abusive God-bonking floral-wearing homophobe Petunia who is the Chris Brown to his Riri
…CHILD sHE ain’t your DESTINY, gurl get outta there, you don’t need sHim in your life!

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!! OMG, unmasked: Miss Utah is Alyssa Edwards !!

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Not content with her sixth place finish on the latest season of Rupaul’s Drag Race, star contestant Alyssa Edwards decided to go undercover and enter the big leagues as Miss Utah “Marissa Powell.”
Unfortunately she got tripped up by a thought-provoking question from Miss USA judge and former Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes. If you haven’t already seen the debacle, you can watch it after the jump.

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