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!! OMG, smells like Pooh: HNNY’s ‘Boy’ !!


Featuring Winnie-the-Pooh twerking in the mirror ’til his ass rips right open, then climbing up a large trunk to get the hot fresh wad of goo at the top, only to end up sat on a twink called Christopher, and they then run away from those angry fat-ass door-whores and end up in a pool party together!
Winnie is a hot mess in this video as we follow him on like the best night EVER; totes worth telling his tweaked out friend Tigger L8R!
HNNY take Brandy & Monica’s ‘The Boy Is Mine’ and slow it down to a house & garage version. I don’t know what they are serving in the punch bowl at that pool party but HONEYBEAR IS TRIPPIN’ HARD!
[via discobelle]

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!! OMG, Scribble Squirlfriends: Marina Abramović & Kim Cattrall !!

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Durational performance artist Marina Abramović and ‘Sex & the City’ actress Kim Cattrall are real good squirlfriends, which is just super because I love them both; Marina for that piece “AAA-AAA” that she did with Ulay (Uwe Laysiepen) in ’78 where they screamed into each others’ mouths for ten minutes straight, and Kim because we both were born in Liverpool and moved to Canada, which I think makes us immigrational doppelgangers or soul sisters or something, oh and she looks hot for 56 year old, however I just look LIKE a 56 year old, she looks my age I look her age, basically.
Vmag eavesdropped on a phone conversation between the two, Abramović in New York, and Cattrall down south, researching for her upcoming role in Tennessee Williams’ ‘Sweet Bird Of Youth’ at The Old Vic in London-Town.
What Kim had to say about Marina:

“Her mind sees things in a very serious way, but she doesn’t.”

…and what Marina had to say of her friendship with Kim:

“This kind of friendship that is free from the pressure…to be smarter than the other one or play power games or feel jealousy.”

You can see their individual photos after the jump and read the whole transcribed conversation HERE, where they discuss peeling shrimp in Baton Rouge and how Marina -the woman who stabs herself with knives as part of her public performances- has to be coaxed by Kim to go on a twirly centrifugal carnival ride ‘because she was scared’!

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!! OMG, lady shady shade: Alexis Colby and Dominique Devereaux serve it up !!


Now that ‘..Drag Race’ has reached the finish line, we are all gasping for a sip of tea, and these couple of bitches are brewing a steaming pot of loose leaf EARL GAY:
Kevin sent me this a couple of days back with the heading ‘Dynasty Shade Fest’, which I think about sums it all up, these bitches are throwing the best kind of shade, that is rich privileged fur-clad lady shady shade, apart from the other best type of shade which is LAMP-SHADE, of which there are none in this scene, just lots of well tended to indoor tropical plant shades.
[thanks Kevin & Margot]

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!! OMG, total Tarth: Gwendoline Christie !!

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Gwendoline Christie has acted for the Royal Shakespeare Company, been in the West End production of Breakfast at Tiffany’s and Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus’.
More importantly she saw Jaime Lannister’s peen last week in Game Of Thrones, as we all know her best as the butch-brawler Brienne of Tarth.
I am a big fan of Christie, not least as she told Wonderland Magazine she wanted to ban Uggs, and her favourite food is wood, but also because she is a 6″3′ glamazon and eats men for four square meals a day [probably between slices of wood].
Follow the jump to see Gwendoline looking like the absolute ultimate fashion tower that she is, and let’s face it, as Anna Dello Russo once almost kind of sort of said; “YOU NEED A FASHION TOWER”.

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!! OMG, how detailed: The SOAPS winning entry !!

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We don’t normally post submitted contest entries, but this one from Bill M., the winner of our SOAPS contest, certainly merits it.
He describes the mysterious disappearance of the All My Children teenage character Bobby Martin (played by Michael Bersell), who went up to the attic and never came out: a plotline that dates all the way back to 1970.
Remember, the contest question was “What is the worst act of treachery that has ever occurred on either One Life to Live or All My Children? Be convincing.”
Read Bill’s full, multi-faceted response after the jump.

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