!! Fail !!

!! OMG, off-brand Willy Wonka exhibit is the new Fyre Festival, ends with police intervention !!

Well, at least they got the WONK part right!

Guests reportedly paid £35 (about $45) to get to the ‘WILLY WONKA EXHIBIT’, but once inside, there wasn’t much for them to enjoy. Photos from the event show a sparsely decorated room with almost nothing that was promised in the seemingly AI-generated advertisements, which even contained several misspellings.

Some of the costumes were seemingly just as disastrous as the experience itself. Paterson felt her costume was “really cheaply made” and “so inappropriate” for a children’s event, according to Vulture.

Find more on the farcical event, with images and a video tour from inside after the jump!

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!! OMG, here is documentation of some of the most harrowing MASCOT costumes ever to haunt this Earth !!

This is the shit nightmares are made of! We can only guess as to how many of these cursed images were on the mood board for Five Nights At Freddy’s. Check out a full gallery of some of the most deranged, unsettling mascots you’ll wish you never laid eyes on after the jump!

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!! OMG, which actress did The Hollywood Reporter call “terrible” and “so monotone”? !!

Whoever is running THR’s social media accounts may have just lost their damn job! They went and uploaded a clip to Twitter of the seating for Monday night’s Emmys. Only thing is, they forgot to mute the clip, and you can hear people in the background bashing one of the actresses.

“She’s a terrible actress, she’s so monotone,” someone said followed by a, “yeah.”

The replies on the thread are guessing that it was about Selena Gomez or Jenna Ortega.

Listen for yourself above! Who do you think THR is claiming is shite? They better not be talking trash about queen CAROL BURNETT! OR Hammaconda‘s conda!

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!! OMG, shocker! Anti-LGBTQ+ Moms for Liberty co-founder has her own gay sex tape !!

The Ziegler’s are rising stars in MAGA politics, disguising homophobia as a fight for “parental rights.” Bridget co-founded Moms for Liberty in 2020 along with two other women. The group is feircley anti-LGBTQ+. With backing from Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis, Moms for Liberty turned into a powerhouse political organization, training homophobes to run for school boards all over the country. The group championed Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” legislation and calls for schools to ban books dealing with race, gender identity and sexual orientation.


Well, surprise! Hypocrisy and shamelessness: They’re a Republican superpower!

A video was obtained after a search warrant was executed on husband Christian Ziegler’s cell phone and Google account, the Florida Center for Government Accountability reports. It reportedly shows Bridget Ziegler engaging in sexual acts with an unidentified woman…

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!! OMG, WATCH: Thinking of visiting friendly-ole Canada!? Check out this comedic tourism ad that shines a light on all of its current bullsh*t! !!


Canada: They’re only slightly less f*cked than the United States. Is that their slogan? No.

BUT after watching this takedown of Canada and its hypocritical politics and money-grubbing ways… maybe it should be! Find out all abooot it after the jump!

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!! OMG, Fox News anchor calls out George Santos live on air: “You just can’t tell the truth.” !!

Okay! Kettle-black, but – aside from the fact that Fox News is being hugely hypocritical – this clip of George Santos is still so ridiculous:

The new report by the House Ethics Committee says a congressional probe found evidence of “alleged violations” by pathological lier George Santos that go beyond crimes detailed in the Justice Department’s indictments. The committee referred their report to the department.

Investigators say cash contributed to Santos’s election effort wound up being spent on personal expenses, including botox treatment, purchases at Hermes and Sephora and “purchases at OnlyFans.”

Check out a rare FOX News moment, where even the usual propaganda pusher/host has had enough of George’s lies and can’t help but say it to his *face* when he lies to her about knowing what Onlyfans is.

Check out the clip after the jump!

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!! OMG, IKEA responds to Balenciaga’s $925 USD towel skirt !!

IKEA isn’t having this new Balenciaga ludicrous $925 USD towel skirt BS!

The homewares company created a shoot of their own in respond to the reach to sell little-for-more by the fashion label. Their shoot features a model dressed in IKEA’s VINARN bath towel, priced at $10 USD… 😭 Find the rest of the Balenciaga’s product shoot along with IKEA’s response shoot after the jump!

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