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!! OMG, How Judgey: The Real Housewives of New Jersey !!


The wig-wearing, bronzer-slathered gas-guzzling gutter skanks classy paragons of New Jersey virtue known as The Real Housewives of New Jersey have seen this Jersey Shore business and they would like you to know that they do not approve of Snooki and her ilk ruining their state’s sterling reputation!

“We shouldn’t be telling our kids, ‘You get drunk, make out in a hot tub, you get your own TV show,'” Dina Manzo told reporters Tuesday afternoon during a teleconference. Not one to stay silent, Teresa Giudice weighed in: “Does that really happen in the Jersey shore? Yes. … It’s not something I’d want my children to watch.”
Teresa, a mother of four young girls, added that — like Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the sexed-up Jersey Shore gang — she once had a sharehouse on the Shore, but she “never made out with a girl in a hot tub.”

Never mind the pot and the kettle– this is more like Heidi Fleiss calling Amy Fisher the prostitution whore! (The Jersey Housewives pick up the baton from the Bethenny, Jill, Ramona Alex and Mrs. The Countess on May 3.)
[Crushable]

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!! OMG, How embarrassing: We might be stupid! !!

We meaning everyone except me of course. I am very smart!
Those of you who can read and know how to use a computer might have seen Stupid Fight going around the internet in the last few hours. It’s a clever little web application which calculates– based on science!— the stupidity of various Twitter followers. I have no idea how it works but it’s science so it must be right. Right?
It was with a smug little smile on my face that I used the program to pit OMG Blog’s Twitter followers against the people I was sure were the absolute dumbest idiots on the internet– Justin Bieber fans. Well was I in for an unpleasant surprise! (Click to enlarge.)
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The moral of this story, I guess, is follow us on Twitter if you’re not an idiot. And if you’re already following us on Twitter and you’re positive that you’re not one of the stupid ones– which I’m sure you’re not; you seem totally smart from what I can tell from here!– Tweet at us more so we can improve our score. Pretty please? This is a little embarrassing!

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!! OMG, How hung: Jesus !!


OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to these people, including paintings of their lord and savior!
Churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Church in Warr Acres, OK are up in arms over a painting of Jesus hanging over the church’s altar– which they believe depicts the son of god with a ginormo erection. The church’s pastor, however, claims it’s just his “distended stomach.” Well, who to believe?! This is so confusing!
Normally I would assume that the parishioners– many of whom are leaving the church over the dust-up– to just be hallucinating the Jesus peen. But between the pedo-loving Pope and the Vatican’s gay hooker ring, I no longer put it past the Catholic Church to start sneaking porn onto the altar.
And after seeing the painting… well, you can decide for yourself after the jump.

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!! OMG, If you’re sign is idiotic you might be a teabagger !!

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I know I know I know that making fun of teabaggers’ spelling, grammar and general education issues is totally missing the point of what is so wrong with these people. And I know I know I know I know that my smug, preening superiority about it just makes me another socialist fake-American poindexter fag.
After all, lots of people can’t spell and it doesn’t mean they don’t have perfectly valid opinions. I myself often have trouble with hyphenation, as I’m sure many OMG readers have noticed.
Despite all of these truths, I cannot stop LOLing at this gallery of woefully error-ridden protest signs from tea party rallies. The owner of the flickr has helpfully coined this protest sign pidgin Teabonics. Works for me!
[Teabonics]

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