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!! OMG, Quote of The Day: Virgin Money on their new SEX PISTOLS brand credit cards !!


“In launching these cards, we wanted to celebrate Virgin’s heritage and difference,” Virgin Money CEO Jayne-Anne Gadhia said on her blog. “The Sex Pistols challenged convention and the established ways of thinking – just as we are doing today in our quest to shake up UK banking.”

Sid Vicious would not be stoked m8! The cards display the album art from 1977’s “Never Mind The Bollocks,” and another design is inspired by the song “Anarchy in the U.K.”. The cards will have an interest rate of 18.9 percent APR. How punk!

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!! OMG, US politician is arrested after plotting to burn down a Muslim community, commit mass murder !!


Amuurrrica the great! FBI officials have arrested and charged former congressional candidate Robert R. Doggart in connection with a plot to kill residents and destroy the school and mosque of the Muslim village of Islamberg in Hancock. Doggart, 63, was arrested in Signal Mountain TN, on April 10.

The previously sealed criminal complaint filed in federal court on April 13th shows Doggart planned to commit mass murder using an M4 rifle, explosives, machete and snipers. He warned that those who joined his team should prepare for hand-to-hand combat with any residents encountered in his pursuit. In a release, the public relations director for The Muslims of America (TMOA), Muhammad Matthew Gardner, said:

“Doggart is an example of the results of unchecked and rampant Islamophobia which has spread lies for years about our peaceful community. This man plotted to mercilessly kill us, kill our children, and blow up our mosque and our school. All would agree, if a Muslim did this, the perpetrator would be immediately identified as a terrorist then prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The examples are numerous. Therefore, we call on all branches of justice to see to it that this man is prosecuted for planning a heinous hate crime and
terrorist act.” The Muslims of America, Inc., will be holding a private conference for media and government officials Monday.

NOT NICE! This is worse than being caught with meth and a male prosty! I mean those eyes though… they really do not read crazy to me. They are sane in that Gary Busey kind of way. How I love American politicians! They keep my newsfeed interesting!

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!! OMG, Hi-Diddily-NO! Harry Shearer has quit The Simpsons !!


The man who voices Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, AND Principal Skinner had quit The Simpsons! Apparently, Harry Shearer is walking away from a $14 million two-year contract because he wants to pursue other work:

“In last four years, I’ve created and starred in a UK TV series and starred on London stage. Not stopping.”

I guess when you’re worth 65 Million Dollars already for voicing a cartoon, then what does another 14 million matter anyhoo? Harry’s voices are def some of the best, but I’m sure there’s some Simpsons fanatic out there in his mother’s basement who can do all of them in exchange for some action figures, so they’ll finger something out…

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!! OMG, and OH DEAR GOD: The trailer for the new JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS remake is here, and it’ll leave your childhood memories in shambles !!

We apologize ahead of time for sharing this atrocity. We knew the Jem remake would be terrible, but we had no idea it would be THIS terrible. If Avril Lavigne had executive produced this mess, it would have turned out better. Check out the trailer for the remake above!


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!! OMG, Berlin grocery store ALDI got its second delivery of cocaine yesterday, this time worth €15 million !!


The Lindsay Lohan of Germany is fucking AUFGEREGT again today, as her stash got intercepted at the ALDI grocery store UHGAIN while making its way through Berlin!

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that a whopping 386kg – about €15 million worth – of cocaine ended up in the shops from Colombia, described as the “biggest single” coke find ever in the country.

Police spokesman Stefan Redlich said: “Apparently there was a logistical mistake somewhere along the line”. No shit.

It’s not the first time Aldi’s been the unintended destination for the nose sherbet, with about €6 million worth found in banana crates last year. Maybe the traffickers should try a different tactic next time…

What the hell are all the DJs in Berlin going to do now?! They’re not staying up from Saturday til Monday on just Club Mate! This is a catastrophe!


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