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!! OMG, Mom complains after dollar store fairy wand is found to contain a secret demonic bonus image !!

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Dayton, Ohio, mother Nicole Allen lost her shit this week when she discovered that a magical fairy wand she had bought for her daughter — one that looked like an innocent toy — was actually birthed from the bowels of Hell.

After giving the toy to her sweet two-year-old daughter, the young girl promptly peeled off its foil cover, revealing a vivid image of a big-eyed, bloody-toothed demon lady slitting her wrist.

Though, there WAS one detail Nicole missed — and that is that the package was called “The Evil Stick” — but also contained the message “I can send out wonderful music!” which was written on a snowflake…
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The dollar store owner (who has a lot of GALL) says he’ll remove the wand if he gets MORE complaints, and that kids see this stuff on TV everyday. Love him. Money is his priority, and shamelessly down to the DOLLAR. He’s sort of right in the sense that the stores are already stocked with Satanic undertones with toys like Dora… or Bratz…
[via gawker]

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!! OMG, Dirty deeds done dirt cheap? AC/DC drummer charged in murder plot !!

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Oopsies! According to The Guardian, AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd is headed to prison for plotting to kill someone! Yikes!:

He had been charged with attempting to procure murder, threatening to kill and possession of methamphetamine and cannabis and has been ordered to stay in Tauranga and to have no contact with anyone related to the charge of procuring murder as part of his bail conditions.
According to court documents, Rudd is accused of attempting to hire one person to kill two others between 25 September and 26 September. He is also accused of threatening to kill a complainant on 26 September.
Rudd refused to talk to media gathered at the court and left in a late model Mercedes sedan, the New Zealand Herald reported.
Rudd was a notable absentee from AC/DC’s recent promotional material in the lead-up to the release of the band’s first album in six years.
The first image released to promote the album, Rock or Bust, did not feature Rudd and he was absent from two video shoots over the past few months.

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!! OMG, Lifetime inks yet another deal with Satan, is set to release a Christmas movie starring Grumpy Cat !!

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Lifetime keeps testing the limits of f*ckery and their viewers by seeing just what kind of level of crap they’ll accept as somehow watchable. The answer (SPOILER ALERT) is we’ll watch any old piece of shit just as long as it has Lifetime‘s gorgeous stamp (skid mark?) on it.
Just when you thought that the network’s spot-on “biopic” of Brittany Murphy‘s life, OR Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor, OR maybe Gina Gershon doing bumps on the dancefloor in a blonde wig as a drugged-out Donatella Versace was their “bottom of the barrell” moment — Lifetime has decided to make yet another deal with Satan and will release an upcoming Grumpy Cat movie starring the internet’s favourite meme titled “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever”. I think they may have forgotten the word ‘Movie’ someplace in that title…
Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Rec has been chosen as the one they will sacrifice to the Ruler Of Darkness to spew out Grumpy Cat‘s zingers in exchange for eternal life — some of which you can catch in the trailer below. The movie will premiere 29 November 2014 on Lifetime.

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!! OMG, looking for love in all the wrong places: The ‘Bitch Got Stuck In A Chimney’ Edition !!

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No, that’s not Lady Gaga and her two back-up dancers — it’s Miss Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa of Southern California, who is rewiring my brain to reconsider the imagery it would conjure up when it thinks of the words “HO HO HO” and “coming down the chimney”.
Genoveva (well excuse us with that name) had to be rescued from a chimney after getting stuck at the home of some dude she had reportedly met online. By 5:45 am, police responded to a report of a woman crying in the area. Gen was crying because she was stuck in the gottdamn chimney!
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Apparently, (according to the dude that lived there) this was Gen‘s SECOND attempt at entry and they maybe could have had some sort of a previous relationship too… Love hurts! Well… at least Gen got to keep this lil souvenir of glamour:
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[via global]

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!! OMG, RIP: Oscar de la Renta !!

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Sad news! One of fashion’s greats and biggest icons has gone up to the big golden palace in the clouds. ABC News has confirmed through a family member that legendary fashion designer Oscar De La Renta has passed away.
Oscar was 82 and was diagnosed with cancer in 2006. He recently designed Amal Clooney‘s dress for her wedding to George. RIP Oscar!

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